Need To Pass A Drug Test

Does anybody have any suggestions on how to pass a simply drug test? I need help quick please! thanks

how quick??

if you're gnna take it in 5 minutes you're fucked.

www.urineluck.com Get the original one for "heavy smokers". Just pour in sample and you're good to go. I've used it twice with success and I'm definitely a "heavy smoker" lol.

Nice! Have you used the UrineLuck for potential employers or for probation?

Substitution substitution substitution. Get at least 2 ounces of a clean persons urine, or get some synthetic. MAKE SURE its at the right temperature, use an air activated hand warmer and rubber band it to your sample, stick it in your sock and tape it up so it won't fall out. When you go in for the test and they leave you alone in the bathroom, just whip it out and pour it into the collection jar, put the rest in the toilet. Make sure the temp strip says its in the right range. Replace the empty bottle back to your sock and your all done. I have passed quarterly pee tests this way for 9 years.

ok it depends mostly on who's administering the tests, and if you've smoked or taken something and what it is, the marijuana in a person’s body doesn't just run out, it depends on a vast majority of things, such as weight loss (as the chemical/ active ingredient is fat soluble) and also the amount that person has smoked over a period of the last few months, if your not going to pass the drugs test you have 2 options
1. get some clean piss, or a substitute.
2. drink so much water you just piss water at the test ( this is risky if you smoke a lot) plus most tests have a strip to confirm it is urine

We perform Urine drug screens at the job I work at. The key is to get it by the first person. I will do any drug screen from any urine, because usually they're put in a fridge and batched. It's the person who's accepting it that records the temperature, if they even do that, most people just accept it and don't ask questions if it's warm urine...Depending on the policy of that particular lab. Just sub in someone's urine and get a hand warmer..... it's not rocket science

There are factors to consider. How much time do you have before the test? How much and how often do you smoke?

Well if I could ask for some advice also...I smoke alot..20 years, and 140 lb....is urinluck a good choice? If not Ill have to get fake pee..which is best?

Do NOT use synthetic urine. I just had an "invalid" test because of synthetic urine...it can now be traced!!! I think it is the lack of an amino acid or something....

http://www.testclear.com/files/detection_of_synthetic_urine.jpg

Places also sell real powdered urine, use that or something from a clean friend instead!!!

http://www.testclear.com/Powdered-Urine-Kit-P13C0.aspx

Before getting prego I smoked everyday all day and was on color code. Which is when i have to go pee at the court house on random days if you didnt know. When i got the call to pee I just drink a cap full of bleach. sounds gross but i have never failed a test. EVER.

I just drink a shit ton of water for the couple hours before the test. i piss several times untill my piss is a clear color and then i drink a little more water and i pass every single time. I even take ativan on a daily basis "doctor prescribed" and have for like 8 years and it shows up as a narcotic on piss tests but even the ativan doesnt show when i do this. It seems from my experiences once the piss is clear from drinking a ton of water you are good to go.

i would advise against drinking bleach though, that cannot be good for you.

cap full of bleach......nice..if a cap doesn't work try a 32 0z cup.....lmao

the test are so far advanced these day about the only way to pass a legit hi quality test is to not smoke for 30 days and detox ur system while doing it.