narcissist relationship

Native man

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I have been living with a narcissistic woman for 20 years and it has been hell...now her 30 year old daughter has moved in and she is the same way...what would you do in my shoes?o_Oo_Oo_O
 

Blue Wizard

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Treat them both to a day out to the spa or a Cannibal Corpse concert or whatever they are into, then have a garage sale and sell everything they own while they are gone. You gotta sell it dirt cheap so you can ditch it all quickly, then move to a different country under a different name. Dress up in drag too, they're looking for a guy so they'll never find you, just like in the movies.

Also, I'd probably poop in the mail box just for good measure.
 
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Bareback

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Treat them both to a day out to the spa or a Cannibal Corpse concert or whatever they are into, then have a garage sale and sell everything they own while they are gone. You gotta sell it dirt cheap so you can ditch it all quickly, then move to a different country under a different name. Dress up in drag too, they're looking for a guy so they'll never find you, just like in the movies.

Also, I'd probably poop in the mail box just for good measure.
Have you ever pooped in a mail box.....it takes real talent..... not like shitting in a bag and putting it on a porch.... not like shitting in your hand and throwing it, but actually shitting in a mail box.... first you have to be relatively tall or use a stool or ladder... and then your aim has to be impeccable.... ohh and don't forget to raise the flag.
 
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