My way of smoking weed and not getting caught

orgAnic Panic!

Active Member
This is my way of smoking weed and not getting caught.
ok, im a senior in highschool and i turned 18 about a year ago. Ive been smoking weed since i was 15. before that i was introduced to it in the 5th grade, and have only got caught once. I live in a rural yet city like town, so the police will know you if you have slipped up once. so you gott keep it on the down low. Yes, where i live there are very strict laws, but its not illegal completly, yet that is. and thus is how i kept it hidden almost completly.

1. Always hide your stash period.
There isn't a really good reason not to. Even if you live by
yourself. There are people who would snatch that and take it in a
flash. if you live with your parents, then the art of hidding your
stash should be in its own way special, ecspecially if you have
parents who know you do it. Get stoned, and walk around your
house and look for a good place to hide it. If your house has
ceiling tiles that lift up and they sit on a frame, lift on up and put
your shit that will fit up there. Or if you have decorations in your
house, on the wall, haging from the ceiling, etc., then get
creative and disguse it in there.

2. know your rights

know your rights and shit in your area. therefore if you get busted, youll know what you can do. get a lawyer who has courtroom experience.

3. tell no one who doesnt need to know
dont tell people you do it unless you want them and all their friends to find out, itll be passed around.

4.keep your house..."clean"
if your house can be searched by the popo with their pesky k9s. go to the local hunting store or department, and tell them your training a dog or trying to catch coyotes or foxes(or is it foxen) that one works better. try to get rabbit predator scents, quail predator scents, or any small game predator scentss. put this in your house. not every where though. it will stink your house and everything in it or go in or around it, itll smell. if you hide your stash in your kitchen dont spray it in the kitchen, spray it in the bathroom or upstairs or downstairs.penis. This will make and k9 unit trying to find your stash wacko, it wills always go to the predator scents. instead of the light in the dogs head going on and saying ball, ball, ball,(which is how it was trained to find weed, with a ball) itll go for the scents.

5. get a pet
if you have a dog or cat you canpossibly escape a k9 search because you have a pet. perferably a cat, get one and itll go for the .cat, just like how the scents work.



also, if you hide your stash above ground level, like in the celing. the dog will get pissed off cause he cant find it and hell just sit there. or hell act weird and the embarased cops will leave because their plan to further infratrate the pot head failed.

i love run on sentances:weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed:
 

urmomis100

Well-Known Member
. if you hide your stash in your kitchen dont spray it in the kitchen, spray it in the bathroom or upstairs or downstairs.penis. This will make and k9 unit trying to find your stash wacko, it wills always go to the predator scents.





i love run on sentances:weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed:

lol. u must be stoned. or u watch to much family guy. or both.
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
i got as far as "I'm a senior in high and i turned 18 last year".

you should quit smoking pot for a few years. :)
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
This is my way of smoking weed and not getting caught.
ok, im a senior in highschool and i turned 18 about a year ago. Ive been smoking weed since i was 15. before that i was introduced to it in the 5th grade, and have only got caught once. I live in a rural yet city like town, so the police will know you if you have slipped up once. so you gott keep it on the down low. Yes, where i live there are very strict laws, but its not illegal completly, yet that is. and thus is how i kept it hidden almost completly.

1. Always hide your stash period.
There isn't a really good reason not to. Even if you live by
yourself. There are people who would snatch that and take it in a
flash. if you live with your parents, then the art of hidding your
stash should be in its own way special, ecspecially if you have
parents who know you do it. Get stoned, and walk around your
house and look for a good place to hide it. If your house has
ceiling tiles that lift up and they sit on a frame, lift on up and put
your shit that will fit up there. Or if you have decorations in your
house, on the wall, haging from the ceiling, etc., then get
creative and disguse it in there.

2. know your rights

know your rights and shit in your area. therefore if you get busted, youll know what you can do. get a lawyer who has courtroom experience.

3. tell no one who doesnt need to know
dont tell people you do it unless you want them and all their friends to find out, itll be passed around.

4.keep your house..."clean"
if your house can be searched by the popo with their pesky k9s. go to the local hunting store or department, and tell them your training a dog or trying to catch coyotes or foxes(or is it foxen) that one works better. try to get rabbit predator scents, quail predator scents, or any small game predator scentss. put this in your house. not every where though. it will stink your house and everything in it or go in or around it, itll smell. if you hide your stash in your kitchen dont spray it in the kitchen, spray it in the bathroom or upstairs or downstairs.penis. This will make and k9 unit trying to find your stash wacko, it wills always go to the predator scents. instead of the light in the dogs head going on and saying ball, ball, ball,(which is how it was trained to find weed, with a ball) itll go for the scents.

5. get a pet
if you have a dog or cat you canpossibly escape a k9 search because you have a pet. perferably a cat, get one and itll go for the .cat, just like how the scents work.



also, if you hide your stash above ground level, like in the celing. the dog will get pissed off cause he cant find it and hell just sit there. or hell act weird and the embarased cops will leave because their plan to further infratrate the pot head failed.

i love run on sentances:weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed::weed:



i went back and read it all.


wtf? just a random "penis" sentence thrown in there. i'm still laughing. hella funny. :clap: :-P
 

illusionz1

Well-Known Member
i got as far as "I'm a senior in high and i turned 18 last year".

you should quit smoking pot for a few years. :)
Agreed.

I read all, but yet that first line made me think for a few minutes... and well, not tryin to be a dick or anything... but I'm high, and I juss wanna take a minute to break down your scheme and possibly reinforce what fdd2blk recommends...

Now...

1. Yes... ALWAYS hiding your stash and baking tools is one of the best priorities a stoner should take extra care of consealing. Theft and the always unexpected traffic stop or unexpected visits always lead to more questions, suspision, and consequences for not being smart enough to prepare for the worst by skipping a step or becoming too relaxed.

With that... ya really think your stash chillin somewhere there is other "guest foot traffic" permitted? Mine is where no one has permission to go... Now the ceiling... ok, cleaver and used many times... however, they are always searched by law enforcment, but guests... well, that'd be weird! However, I think about the repair guy who suddenly says "Sir, I'm gonna need to get up in there"... just my thinking.

2. Always know your rights or else where I'm from they will likely read them to you! One of them being "if you can not afford to an attorney, court will provide one" but they leave out only if your poor enough. There's always legal loop holes and poor decision making by officers/detectives since we're all human and headstong! Lawyers are good at finding those and the best way to find a good one is ask people in your arresting area.

3. Ok... I see a little gray area in here... growing... NEVER TELL... smoking... well, it's not exactly crack! Let me back track... when I was in highschool... right, thats how the gossip got around and everyone knew you banged little suzy shallowthroat before you got to class! It's was in a small town like yours, so I can see how young tokers need to keep the DL straight so the parental figures are not alarmed... BBUUTT... as time rolls on and up through college and then to mid 20s... everything changes... it's all about responibility/maturity... and realizing more people smoke than you'll ever think! Ol' willy at BP, Ms McGillicutty at the dance studio... I just pick my place and people... If I'm walking into a strangers house, I'll tell them I need to burn and where to do it... if eyes lite up in excitment, i'll present a peace offering... if they say smoke your cig out side, out I go... and honestly, I think 7-8 outta 10 adults who don't smoke could care less unless it affects them in some way.

4. Well, responsible behavior would recommend your house kept clean... like they say "you can always tell the way a man takes car of himself by the way he take care of his car".

Personally, instead of makin my crib smell like a K9's wetdream and rodents that hate me and I hate them... If they obtain a search warrant and warrents to seize your phone, mail, computer hard drive (yes, they do it... they blow warrents up) then your ALREADY investigated for something! That means you did something pretty bad other than slim pickins of stashed weed behind picture frames. Here's what I do... DON'T DO ANYTHING TO GIVE THEM A REASON! Always play it safe, be smart.. notta retart! penis. We you don't, you get relaxed, and when you do that, you get sloppy and cocky.

5. Yes, pets are good... just not good for masking your stash.

Have you ever been raided? Arrested? Searched?

I've personally seen houses raided and they started pulling drywall down if they even have the thought cross their mind that there's something there!

Your still young and you don't need to be doing anything but focusing on starting your future rather than focusing on out witting police and others.

I'm stoned so this was rantish, but take it to the heart bro.. peace
 

whoLeBaked

Active Member
Soon hopefully we wont have to hid it at all because Barney Frank (Congressman from Massachussetts (D)) is in the process of making anything under 100 grams legal to possess and any trade of under an ounce legal if no money is involved
Go fuckin' Barney Frank...
 

artinas

Active Member
hahaha that penis sentance is funny as hell!!
also... the part about hiding your stash up high so the dog cant get it is friggin genius!!
 

illusionz1

Well-Known Member
Soon hopefully we wont have to hid it at all because Barney Frank (Congressman from Massachussetts (D)) is in the process of making anything under 100 grams legal to possess and any trade of under an ounce legal if no money is involved
Go fuckin' Barney Frank...
I've read about that too!! Would be sweet if it move fast and take effect immeditly after or if it passes... then it's up to the states! Why can't NORML just hold a ralley and just everyone (including lawmakers and politions) who smokes and push for it... American people hold the power of this county! Not just washington, fbi, dea, cia... all that it really needs is the support from all fellow tokers and it'll over power a losing war they've invested billions on and we grow stronger! I've made many arguments about it comparing to beer and tabacco... if everyone made their cases clear to their congressmen, it HAS to do something!!

Plus... we all know the turtle speed in DC! I heard the bill wouldn't get around till late 2009!

Oh well... I've got nothin but time!!!bongsmilie

will presidency lift federal prohibition
 

orgAnic Panic!

Active Member
well thanks everyone, i was more less expecting pepl to criticize me on how i do shit. also, the only real reason that it is illegal in america is because the govt makes a shit load of under the table profits. although trade of sweet mary jane is illegal, boooooooooooooo!.penis. the govt sells it to countrys where it is legal, or to labs for medicinal studues, and then usualy some goes to the popo station to be used to train dogs. i read this in a high times magazine, not sure what month, cant find it. marijuana being legal is just like the alcohol prohibition, just worse because the govt got all smart and put out a lot of shit about it.

and im baked right now, all im thinkin about is 2 things:

1 caterpillars are green, and they eat leaves and other green shit like that.

2 where the doritos?
 
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