My rollerblades. What the fuck are you looking at?

Which malted liquor beverage is your favorite?

  • Steel Reserve - Because fuck you, that's why.

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Colt .45 - Supermodels don't drink it + Billy Dee Williams

    Votes: 3 15.8%

  • Mickey's - Costs only like 18 quarters

    Votes: 6 31.6%

  • St. Ide's - 8.2%

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Olde English - ¡Orale!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Mad Dog - It gots anti-oxidants

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Four Loko - Kiwi-Strawberry-Mango-Blackberry-Blackout

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Franzia - It's fucking box wine

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Thunderbird - Instant DUI

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Trick Question - I mostly shit in the shower and then stomp it down the drain

    Votes: 8 42.1%
  • Total voters
    19
Steve French

Steve French

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I just let er float away and avoid the stomping. When I do shit in the shower. In fact the last time I shit myself I had been doing 4-fluoroamphetamine all night and was wrecked and decided to rip one but it turned into me shitting all over myself but I was having a shower at the time so it was all good. Then I went for a drive later and I misjudged my distances and ran into this parked vehicle and fucked off to avoid the insurance claims.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
UncleBuck said:
is she preggers? still wandering off?
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when she got back I locked her ass up.. she was in heat for about ten days but I kept her in for two weeks. . If she did get pregnant what do I do? Hanger up the snatch or what?
Magic Mike said:
my cat will bone your cat mr sunshine

his name is Pancho
named after Pancho Villa the Great !!

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My cat don't fuck mexicans! she's into white cats with black cat like dicks and really small white horses!! Sorry!20150201_015505.jpg
 
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