My Nine Monster: A Story Written and Produced by TMB

Jozikins

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well i had a couple of boys thank it was time for me to harvest last night i caught them right at the end as soon as i seen it was not the lawdogs i let my rem 870 sang not trying to hit them but to put the fear of god in them and then the race was on i killed my light and stayed right on there ass unloaded agin that was to much for them i guess they both dropped it and was running and yelling out there names i guess they was thanking i was shooting at them so they was asking each other if they was ok well in the end i lost my camera some where a long the way but i did get 2 big ass army backpacks. going back to find my camera ill put up some pics of what they thought was ready
Fuckin' a' I'm glad nobody got shot. But good job defending your patch, buddy. Most my friends think I'm crazy because I run outside with something in my hand every time I hear something in the backyard, but I'm not letting any rippers get my crop! How early did they crop your stuff do you think, and how much did they crop? Hate hearing about this stuff, pisses me off, but I love hearing that you reestablished fear in their hearts.
 

wheezer

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a guy was "FOUND" in a back yard this morning with blunt force trauma to his upper body, they thought he had been shot at first. The home owners "found" him like that and called 911. There was an MMJ grow on the property. HMMMMM!! The couple that owned it didn't know how he got there, or how he got hurt. HMMMMMM! TOO COOL! They caught him, beat the fuck out of him, and then called the police on him!! Great job people!! BRAVO!
 

treemansbuds

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If I find a ripper in my patch it's going to be tough NOT to bust out the 3 S's ....
Shoot
Shovel
and Shut-up!
In this county they apply this technique all the time. We have missing persons all the time around here...lol.
TMB-
 

Hodgegrown

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How ya been? Sucks that people have to lose sleep over a fews plants, especially since it's easy to grow. Some people are just thieves and the world won't miss them. Luck and stay safe.
 

kystoner

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man o man this has been a scewed up couple of weeks i have lost every thing i put out in june i got like 7 pounds of immature bud.the bad thing about the shit that went on with me shooting a them little shits is they had the nerve to call the law and they came to the land owners house (long time friend ) and they told him about someone shooting at them and he told the law no one had been back there and they had no right being back there them selfs and asked if they knew how to read we got no trespassing signs up every where and the worst of it is it was 2 18 year old boys one of which is the son of a friend i went to school with. i still have around 60 late babys out no more then an oz each i have to say this has been the worst outdoor year i have ever had the boy that helps me out swears never agin unlease its under lock and key if you know what i mean
 

treemansbuds

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man o man this has been a scewed up couple of weeks i have lost every thing i put out in june i got like 7 pounds of immature bud.the bad thing about the shit that went on with me shooting a them little shits is they had the nerve to call the law and they came to the land owners house (long time friend ) and they told him about someone shooting at them and he told the law no one had been back there and they had no right being back there them selfs and asked if they knew how to read we got no trespassing signs up every where and the worst of it is it was 2 18 year old boys one of which is the son of a friend i went to school with. i still have around 60 late babys out no more then an oz each i have to say this has been the worst outdoor year i have ever had the boy that helps me out swears never agin unlease its under lock and key if you know what i mean
That just sucks ass!
Did they tell the law man that they were out stealing weed? I'm sure they left that part out. Fucked up, that's all I can say.
Good luck with what you have left out there, lets hope all goes well here on out.
You might need to come out west for a visit like we talked about.:hump:
Hoping you make the finish line...
TMB-
 

Jozikins

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Sorry to hear that Kystoner, that is some stank ass bullshit. Little punks. How's your hash making method? Clear trichomes make for some damn fine hash!

TMB how is the garden? Haven't heard any news in a few days.
 

MediMaryUser

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How ya been? Sucks that people have to lose sleep over a fews plants, especially since it's easy to grow. Some people are just thieves and the world won't miss them. Luck and stay safe.
loose sleep?? lol i sleep fine right under neath my plant !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

treemansbuds

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Sorry to hear that Kystoner, that is some stank ass bullshit. Little punks. How's your hash making method? Clear trichomes make for some damn fine hash!

TMB how is the garden? Haven't heard any news in a few days.
Looking good Joz, looks like another week or so before I start my harvest. You still planning that trip up north? I know you said September, but September ends this week, let me know.
TMB-
 

Jozikins

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Looking good Joz, looks like another week or so before I start my harvest. You still planning that trip up north? I know you said September, but September ends this week, let me know.
TMB-
Lol, yeah I said September. My car's harmonic balancer went ahead and took 300 bucks away from my trip this month. So I'm thinking probably Monday after I get my check I will head on up. I really wanted to make it by September before everyone was too busy harvesting to hang out, but I'm still coming. I'm also trading for a East Coast Sour Diesel (AJ's Cut) out in Napa, if I get more than 2 to survive the trip I'll hook you up. If I just get 2 but they are incredible and strong I'll give you one anyways. Thanks TMB. I have some harvesting to do first week of October, but I'm just going to hang up the plants whole and let them slow dry for a week with the leaves intact, I'll have someone check on them for me once a day.
 

kystoner

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how hard is it to find land for lease out yalls way i feel like im in a need of a change of scenery my sweet kentucky home is not so sweet this days.im just tired of looking over my shoulder and losing to many nights of sleep and to grow is all i know
 

treemansbuds

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how hard is it to find land for lease out yalls way i feel like im in a need of a change of scenery my sweet kentucky home is not so sweet this days.im just tired of looking over my shoulder and losing to many nights of sleep and to grow is all i know
Not hard at all. Times are tough now, and TONS of places for rent. If serious your welcome to stay here while you take a look around and see what's available. I live in a beautiful part of California (Sierra Nevada foothills), away from everybody, Yosemite National Park is 45-50 minutes away, Fresno (our closest big city) is 1 hour and 20 minutes away. Where I live most parcels are 5 acre minimum, which is plenty of room for a nice grow.
Let me know...
TMB-
 

treemansbuds

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Hello all-
The harvest starts today with the Mad Purps. Wish I could start in a week from today after some cooler temps set in, but with the threat of rain next week, better to get started now, they're ready!
Stay safe...
TMB-
 

Hopsnmalt

Active Member
Hello all-
The harvest starts today with the Mad Purps. Wish I could start in a week from today after some cooler temps set in, but with the threat of rain next week, better to get started now, they're ready!
Stay safe...
TMB-
Same here for for a few strains I"m doing as well, wont get to see the blueberry colors, even though it's still a cool plant. Still got a good chance for the Durban though, which is supposed to go purp when it gets chilly.
At least you're getting it in successfully - and ripe. Not bad at all.

Peace,

Hops
 

treemansbuds

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pack your roots in ice for a day....they'll turn purple!!
HHmmmm, I thought about watering with ice water, but only 60%-70% will be harvested this week, the rest of the plant will get a chance to go purple. How will this effect the rest of the plant that I will leave in the ground?
Sounds like an ice water bath tonight!
TMB-
 

treemansbuds

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Hello all-
Lunch break, peanut butter and home-made jelly sandwich...yummm!
Really enjoying the trimming today. The weather is in the mid 80's, gentle breeze, birds a chirping, beautiful outside.
I've found 3 Kolas with a bit of rot in them, trimmed them first. No worms yet, the resident bats did a great job, only sprayed once with BT this year...knock on wood!
So far so good, no complaints yet.
The sandwich is gone time for dessert, scissor hash!....double yumm!
TMB-
 
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