Pnuggle
Well-Known Member
so my friend can't handle his liquor. that's part 1 of the story.
alright heres there rest, me and 2 other friends shared 1 liter of vodka. thats not a lot, to me anyways. these guys arent lightweights though, but they were TRASHED. my one friend in particular, lets call him J, was the most trashed. he was trying to wrestle with me, and i choked him out and made him tap. then again. then he wanted to wrestle my other friend, we'll call him S.
so, J and S are wrestling, and its a stalemate. no one is getting submitted, theyre just holding each other down, while im making sure these guys dont break anything in my room. they did this for a few minutes, and then one of them wanted to go have a cigarette outside.
so we all went out there, and we are standing around just bein cool, friends, drunk in a driveway. and J wanted to start wrestling with S, again. so they went down to the street and started wrestling, and J took it too far. I guess he started losing, because he open-palm smacked S in the face 2-3 times, and started calling him John(which isnt his name). S was like "wtf" and jumped up and punched J in the head 4 or 5 times at different angles, and J was like "**** you john ill kill you mother fudger" and all this, and stood up and they started having a fist fight, for like 3 minutes. J thought he was fighting his friend john and kept calling S that, swinging and swinging. like drunken girls, but swinging none-the-less. it was just.. i dont know guys.
now that i come to the end of this story, i guess its only funny if you knew these guys. they are both pussys, ones a virgin, and they are really skinny and neither is strong or can fight well. and they went at it hahahaha.. oh man.
i guess, moral of the story, dont give stupid friends vodka. they might open-palm you in the nose and start calling you Ralph.
alright heres there rest, me and 2 other friends shared 1 liter of vodka. thats not a lot, to me anyways. these guys arent lightweights though, but they were TRASHED. my one friend in particular, lets call him J, was the most trashed. he was trying to wrestle with me, and i choked him out and made him tap. then again. then he wanted to wrestle my other friend, we'll call him S.
so, J and S are wrestling, and its a stalemate. no one is getting submitted, theyre just holding each other down, while im making sure these guys dont break anything in my room. they did this for a few minutes, and then one of them wanted to go have a cigarette outside.
so we all went out there, and we are standing around just bein cool, friends, drunk in a driveway. and J wanted to start wrestling with S, again. so they went down to the street and started wrestling, and J took it too far. I guess he started losing, because he open-palm smacked S in the face 2-3 times, and started calling him John(which isnt his name). S was like "wtf" and jumped up and punched J in the head 4 or 5 times at different angles, and J was like "**** you john ill kill you mother fudger" and all this, and stood up and they started having a fist fight, for like 3 minutes. J thought he was fighting his friend john and kept calling S that, swinging and swinging. like drunken girls, but swinging none-the-less. it was just.. i dont know guys.
now that i come to the end of this story, i guess its only funny if you knew these guys. they are both pussys, ones a virgin, and they are really skinny and neither is strong or can fight well. and they went at it hahahaha.. oh man.
i guess, moral of the story, dont give stupid friends vodka. they might open-palm you in the nose and start calling you Ralph.