My bar tab!!!!!!! lets have some fun

MY BAR TAB WAS $610.50

If you wanna figure out your total just add everything up. You do not have to say which onces apply to you. Just title your post "My Bar tab Is $...."

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 (hasn't everyone when they were little??)
played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

mabe i should add a caculator so these members dont hurt thier brains

Im at $500 Even....

lol @ pissing in the pool only costin .50

Wrong forum for this.

so do we add something just once if we have done it or multiple times if we have dome it more then once? B/c i've whacked off to the point that i should be in the millions by now even at $10 a pop.

BloodShotI'z said:

So...Where's the proper place?

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Toke n Talk

I'm at $555.50

Mine might be one of the lower totals, but it seems appropriate for this site:
$420.50
(to bad it didn't even out at 420, but like everyone else i have peed in a pool)

$545.50

funny stuff man.

i can't believe we got so many pool tinklers

575, and if i have pissed in a pool I don't remember it.

Wow 705.50, I used to always piss in the pool.

My total is 645.50

If I could add things more then once I would be a millionaire..

"Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20"

Aren't these one in the same... I have loved every stripper for at least a bit. I even earned a free tshirt! It only cost me $600.

845.50 I am a bad man...

$605.50

I'm really glad we don't have to account for multiple offenses! The stripper thing would've put me well into the thousands.

Whats the add on for pissing on a person?
Girl $500
Guy or Old person = $250