My 35 day old mid-grade plants- any suggestion

ummm wtf are u guys talkin bout, u saidd need dark pots that wont let light in, i covered the pots with dark material, u said needed more light i got bigger cfls, said i had stretching problems so i moved plants closer, im going to buy another 32 watt cfl 2marrow, yea my plants do look 400 percent better than they did and actually my biggie plant has finally grown its first 5 point mary jane leaves its fuckin awesum and my biggie no longer needs the fork to hold it up, yea so sit on it... i turned this plant completely around its still growing bigger and wider on a daily bases with its first official set of weed leaves its fuckin awesum and my other two are doing well as well i still have retard under a 26 watt cfl till tommarow but 2mar i will get bigger cfl 32 watt at 2100 lumens for it, oh yea another advice tip i took was adding a humidifier i did thAT TOO!! IVE LEARNED ALOT OF THINGS AND DONE MY BEST TO BETTER MY PLANTS AND I HAVE, ONLY ADVICE I DIDNT TAKE WAS KILLIN UM, BUT NOW LOOK AT MY PLANTS 400 PERCENT BETTER AND GROWING EVERYDAY

ROTFL!!! Im in tears after reading this thread. I havent laughed this hard all week. I think the neighbors can hear me. Was this a setup? I think someone is playing a joke on all you guys!

Puff said:

ROTFL!!! Im in tears after reading this thread. I havent laughed this hard all week. I think the neighbors can hear me. Was this a setup? I think someone is playing a joke on all you guys!

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me too. i have suspicions that it is AL B. FUCT. but i am not sure at this time.

GrowingPassion420 said:

its fuckin awesum and my biggie no longer needs the fork to hold it up, yea so sit on it...

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rock on, brutha.

GrowingPassion420 said:

ummm wtf are u guys talkin bout, u saidd need dark pots that wont let light in, i covered the pots with dark material, u said needed more light i got bigger cfls, said i had stretching problems so i moved plants closer, im going to buy another 32 watt cfl 2marrow, yea my plants do look 400 percent better than they did and actually my biggie plant has finally grown its first 5 point mary jane leaves its fuckin awesum and my biggie no longer needs the fork to hold it up, yea so sit on it... i turned this plant completely around its still growing bigger and wider on a daily bases with its first official set of weed leaves its fuckin awesum and my other two are doing well as well i still have retard under a 26 watt cfl till tommarow but 2mar i will get bigger cfl 32 watt at 2100 lumens for it, oh yea another advice tip i took was adding a humidifier i did thAT TOO!! IVE LEARNED ALOT OF THINGS AND DONE MY BEST TO BETTER MY PLANTS AND I HAVE, ONLY ADVICE I DIDNT TAKE WAS KILLIN UM, BUT NOW LOOK AT MY PLANTS 400 PERCENT BETTER AND GROWING EVERYDAY

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LISTEN TO ME YOU STUPID EXCUSE FOR A GROWER

I AM WRITING IN BOLD AND ALL CAPS SO YOU DONT MISS A BEAT

JUST LIKE YOU'RE STRESSING THIS FORUM, YOU HAVE STRESSED THOSE SORRY ASS PLANTS... THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE GOIN TO BUD THEM. THE WHOLE POINT IN CULTIVATING MARIJUANA IS FOR TWO THINGS AND TWO THINGS ONLY:

BUD... WHICH WAVED BYE-BYE TO YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS 45 DAYS AGO

AND

HEMP... WHICH IM NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BRAIN SMALLER THAN THE SEED YOU BEGAN WITH

GrowingPassion420 said:

IVE LEARNED ALOT OF THINGS AND DONE MY BEST TO BETTER MY PLANTS AND I HAVE, ONLY ADVICE I DIDNT TAKE WAS KILLIN UM, BUT NOW LOOK AT MY PLANTS 400 PERCENT BETTER AND GROWING EVERYDAY

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YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO A THING WE'VE SAID! YOU HAVE TO KILL THOSE FUCKERS FIRST... THEN YOU APPLY ALL THE KNOW HOW YOU'VE OBTAINED THROUGH READING AND INTELLIGENT QUESTIONS, AND APPLY THEM ON THE NEXT PLANTS YOU INTEND TO GROW!

FUCKIN EHH...

AND THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE (FUCK THAT, THE AUDACITY!) TO CREATE A USERNAME CALLING YOURSELF GROWINGPASSION420... HOW DARE YOU ELIMINATE A CLEVER NAME LIKE THAT OUT OF THE "CREATIVE NAME BANK"....

HERES AND IDEA ... CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO ROLLITUP AND MAKE A NEW NAME CALLED "SUCKS_MALE_PLANT_BALLS".... NOT ONLY DOES IT HAVE A GOOD RING TO IT, BUT ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE DOIN IN ABOUT A YEAR... THATS WHEN I PREDICT YOU'LL START SEEING THE BALLS AT THE RATE YOU'RE GOIN...

IM DONE WITH THIS THREAD MAN, SMOKE SIGNING OFF...

BECAUSE LIKE SOMEONE SAID, THIS MUST BE A JOKE... ASHTON KUTCHER WILL POP OUT MY BROWSER ANY MINUTE


YEAH, DEFINATLY A FED... YALL WATCH YA ASSES AND GUARD YA GRASSES

Wow, I think THIS THREAD is my dad. Because I feel a special connection to it.

GP420, keep it up man. Have you taken cuttings yet? Hows the little guy doing, he looked the best last time you posted pics. You might consider buying an HPS when you buy your bucket, it'll help in the long run. you can pull a 400 watt hps for $99 at HTGsupply.com. once again, good luck.

haha i like what you did with the forks!! thats pretty smart lol

hahahaha still laughin literally thats the first time ever anyones ever called me a FED, I THINK THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS, DAM DUDE U THINK THAT? Y THE FUCK WOULD U THINK THAT U PARANOID FUCKER OMG UR A FUCKIN MORON!! got dam wat is with all the hate on this dam site god im the worst grower ever it seems yea thanks for the pointers homie, um suck my fuckin dick!!!! i am not a cop, 5-0 fed or watever u probably the fuckin fed for puttin shyt out like that to take attention of u bitch.. anyways FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE PLANTS AND NOT THE DRAMA!! i installed a 32 watt 2150 lumen over my retard today to replace the 26 watt that covered it so now in my grow room i have the biggie under a 42 watt 2900 lumen cfl, my babi which still looks a lil transplant shocked and a lil burned on the edges shes under a 32 watt cfl and kept closely to the fan, and the retard is also under a 2100 lumen bulb, okay so my plants have at least 2100 lumens at all times!! so im doing good also going to put a lava lamp in there for looks and the 26 watt im gonna hang on top, wish me luck,m plus the biggie got its first set of 5 point weed leaves, smells like pot and growing its second set, peace!!! FUCK WHO EVER CALLED ME A FED IM TOO HIGH TO CARE!!

hehe i just had to add something to this page.

GrowingPassion420 said:

so im doing good also going to put a lava lamp in there for looks and the 26 watt im gonna hang on top, wish me luck

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I was just gonna shut the fuck up... but after reading this i couldnt hold my fingers back....

I hope Jorge Cervantes haunts you in your dreams, chops off your cock with his favorite garden shears, and feeds it to a fat guy named Rosie O' Donnell

Silly me for calling you a fed...

Feds are somwhat smart... you have hamster shyt for brains...

ughhh yea how is that, im adding an additional cfl over top of my biggest plants and i like to take pride in how my grow room looks and creativity by adding the lava lamp, my grow rooms temp run a lil cool so by adding the heat the lava lamp gives off which is enoough to count but not enough to kill the magical amount lol it will be better off for my grow room, and ummm so yeaAAA put that in ur pip and shmoke it!!

GrowingPassion420 said:

ughhh yea how is that, im adding an additional cfl over top of my biggest plants and i like to take pride in how my grow room looks and creativity by adding the lava lamp, my grow rooms temp run a lil cool so by adding the heat the lava lamp gives off which is enoough to count but not enough to kill the magical amount lol it will be better off for my grow room, and ummm so yeaAAA put that in ur pip and shmoke it!!

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all right you jumped the shark man. its AL B. FUCT. or somebody fucking with us. lava lamp. if you dont know what jumped shark is google it. hell here FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQ) & Help Jump The Shark

BTW i am not counting but this would be like the 15th "32 watt 2150 lumen" you have added. hell your girlfriend even bought one for you. it should look like the running lights at LAX by now.

hey growpassion, u will never achieve purple bud or any bud for that matter. druel at the pictures and wish u knew what u were doing..over an elbow from 8 plants..oh the glory..eat it, u are a disgrace to the cultivating family, its hard for me to even believe u are a real person, u have doodoo for brains buddy

I got give GP420 credit for not quiting. You rock on! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe you could just throw some seedlings out in the woods, prob have the same success rate. I just couldnt resist.

YO GP420, everyone wouldnt be givin you shit if you did the slightest bit of reading or research before you just decided to grow a weed plant. My suggestion is do some serious reading and if you can save what you got then do it, and if you gotta start over, then start over. But Keep On Growin either way.

dude what the fuck are yall talkin bout sayin i have not read. dude yall are idiots, ive read read read ive read forever i know a fuckin lot about growing, i dont have the finances so on a budget im tryin my best , i just put out another ten bucks today for another 32 watt cfl my plants are looking great, so will yall please stop hating sayin that im not reading or takin advice i mean seriously fuck off with that arrogant bullshit seriously im tryna have fun growin and just love my plants and have fun with my hobby not be so arrogant and so full of myself i forgot the passion of the plant.

the plants want to die, they dont like being being malnourished and in pain 24/7. put them out of their misery, and no, u dont know nething about growing. stop trying to fool everybody here.

yea, i do, i just think, y kill thm now, this is my lil experiment, see i dont smok shitty herb i only smoke the best kon bud, kb killah!! now seeds all white with orange hairs so its hard 2 come across seeds but when i do i will grow again, but until then and until they die i will keep tryin with my babies

dude r u for real
1) your plants suck
2)your dumb as fuck
3)the way you speak irritates the shit out of me
4)if you only smoke the best kon bud why are you growing those shitty plants
5)you dont listen to a thing these ppl say and they grow some amazing plants
6)your girlfriends a idiots for being with you
7)growingpassion lol @ u
your plant has only just grown a 5bladed leaf and there lyk 50 days old most ppls plants are making bud now
9)if your on a budget dont grow otherwise your wasting your own time our time and the plants time
10)your a loser who lives with his girlfriends parents and cant afford a good cfl lighting system and has to put lava lamps in to divert the attention away from your grape vine

you suck grow passion suck my balls