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ajaygrowshay

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So after this season I'm planning on upgrading a hunch of my indoor equipment. I figured if show everyone how completely amazing my setup will be. I'll be using only the newest technology and ideas so pay attention noobz.
 

ajaygrowshay

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First and foremost the lights. I'm using only te top of the line here. Complete perfection. I expect to pull in about 14 pounds from each light, so as you can tell I'm not fucking around. I've drawn pictures of my plans on my etch a sketch guys and they look AMAZONG
 

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ajaygrowshay

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Next up will be the space. I'm planning on buying some property since in gonna be so loaded. I'm looking into places with a nice fence and a bunch of spare rooms to completely fill with dat herb but I need something low key that only my closest friends who would never fuck me over would come to. What do you guys think about this.
 

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ajaygrowshay

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Next up is smell. I figure covering up the smell is almost a loosing battle so I was really stressing as I wanted to come up with the perfect idea. So 13 seconds later as I was thinking srsly i came upon another problem I also have.. I need guard dogs. And then BAAAM. it hitme...)Just at that moment I came up with the perfect idea. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever.
 

ajaygrowshay

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Ready for this.
Guard... Wait for it... Skunks.

Ducking guard skunks.

Genius? I know I know. I actually already am putting in a patent on this idea and breeding my super skunks and we speak so back off.
 

Aeroknow

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Don't forget to feed with This:
See..,,what you do first is you drink some of AN's Kushiekush. Than you go pee-pee on your plants. I heard it works fantastic. I know someone else who shits, cums, and throws up on his plants. He gets results like you are gonna.
You are gonna fuckin kill It!
 
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Aeroknow

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Don't forget too flush though!
And hang your plants up to dry. Not to dry it correctly. But rather, so ALL the thc flows out of the stems and into the buds. Can't wait to see pics! I'm soooooo excited
 

legallyflying

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This guy is KILLiNG IT


You should mount some cfl's on the ground. Probably pull 15 a light then. And they don't put off any heat (or light) but that's besides the point. It's like the perfect wavelength dude
 

SnaFuu

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If you can spare a circuit i'd hook up some 1000w stereo and pump your room full of jams. (It's all about watts)

And plants love bull shit so throw some nicki minaj on repeat and kick back and watch em grow!
 

spek9

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If you can spare a circuit i'd hook up some 1000w stereo and pump your room full of jams. (It's all about watts)

And plants love bull shit so throw some nicki minaj on repeat and kick back and watch em grow!
Haven't read this thread, but I want to comment on this reply specifically.

Playing music that is played in or otherwise re-tuned to 432 Hz will actually help the plants... if you believe in vibration and stuff ;)

-spek
 

SnaFuu

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Haven't read this thread, but I want to comment on this reply specifically.

Playing music that is played in or otherwise re-tuned to 432 Hz will actually help the plants... if you believe in vibration and stuff ;)

-spek
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I think you should go back and read this thread, friend.:wall:

And if anything, it would be 420Hz. Duh!
 

Aeroknow

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And foliar spray with gasoline, it keeps the bugs away. You don't want pests killing your huge crop rite?
 
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