MK Utra THSEEDS smoke report

Discussion in 'Smoke Reports' started by KLITE, Feb 25, 2013.


    KLITE Well-Known Member

    Hi all,

    Once again from the autocultivation club organic and in soil. View attachment 2542135

    MK Ultra is a cross between the G13 clone bred by DEA geneticists and the world famous OG kush. I don't particularly like name of this strain, maybe because I'm into conspiracy theories but i do have to say the name does apply to this strain...

    Most buds of this crazy specimen are not green they are just coated with white with a faint light but not lime green behind them. Tiny bud clusters dense as hell! I have fucked up 2 grinders in the past grinding this strain. Amazing trychomes everywhere and hairy pistils that get dark brown. In appearance i'll give it a 9/10.

    The stink of this is pungently grim like the feelings one would experience in a CIA corner mental hospital torturing room. It smells of like that liquid in the IV at hospitals with very light chemical tones. It's a nasty pungency with a base of piney undertones. It smells so terrible its amazing kind of it smells sooo bad it has to be good. When ground it does remind you a bit of OG kush smell but not exactly. A special one for sure! I've not ever smelled any weed like this in my life even though you can tell its a kush strain it just pushes it to a next level. I have to give it a very well deserved 9.5/10 in smell.

    The way this smokes is just unreal. It's the heaviest densiest smoke i've ever come across. It's almost like mixing weed with a weed bit of hash that kind of heavy with some smoothness to it though hard to smoke at times! The taste is a mix of fresh dark well nurtured moist soil with worms and hospital iv liquid smell. It kinda has a bit of menthol in it i'd say, it has a different but similar at same time taste to most kushes i've had and it is an interesting taste. A but bitter to be honest. But when you smoke it you can tell ye this defo has kush in here but you can tell its very different! Crazy taste! I have to give it a 8.5 in taste if you are into heavy and dense smoke this is for you!

    The high of this is almost too ridiculous to be described. You feel disoriented stupidly stoned you cant focus on much more than listening to tunes or watching a funny episode of something you know by heart so you know when youre supposed to laugh. It really is outrageously extreme. This is the kind of shiyt that makes one eye shut more than another with no immediate medical explanation . Im not joking if you pack a fat one in you feel like youre getting your brain massaged on the sides of your head. I find it quite trippy as in you might have slight aural hallucinations and something special happens to light and how ti glows. This is a very! special high, nothing like i've come across. It's not like some weeds that get you so stoned its like the first time you ever smoked. This is like being MK ULTRA-ed for the first time and I know some friends who dont smoke any other weed than MK and say its just a new kind of high. I just think its ridiculous! Its not snoozy like other kushes but it gets so a while after you've had the inital rushes of this high. I have to give it a 9.5-10/10 cant give it a 210 its just on the highest benchmark, i think one of the craziest effects you'll ever get from cannabis.

    Overall this strain is pretty fucking damn impressive! It has a very different smell a strong taste and high that's out of this world. I'd put this weed on my bucketlist if i were you i give it a 9-9.5/10. 2.5 grams for 20 euro :joint:

    mickythefish Active Member

    Nice report, sounds amazing makes me wanna buy the seeds!

    KLITE Well-Known Member

    Thanks mate

    This is the kind of shit you wanna keep in your mum room for decades because the high will not grow old! I think it has some highly addictive propperties this one. They also have at the club a water extraction at 120 microns. The smell of that extraction is absolutely UNREAL. I might get some next time but that is some next level hash! It's almost like you know its gonna be too strong to smoke.

    Figong Well-Known Member

    Pass, G13 or not.. DEA geneticists touching MJ is probably not a good idea... hahaha :P

    KLITE Well-Known Member

    Hehehe that indeed. Who knows maybe we'll soon get DEA GENETICS seed company :P
    If you think about it the DEA and the US army have erradicated MILLIONS of football fields of cannabis. When one considers how embedded cannabis is in certain cultures and how there are families that have passed down their knowledge and strains generation to generation and have selected and bred cannabis wherever they are with certain specific goals in mind, after centuries upon centuries of such practices I'm very sure that there are farmers around the world who have some fucking AMAZING genetics in their fields. Now who's to say that those government institutions aren't keeping a catalogue of certain specific regions where they have eradicated fields where farmers did have some amazing genetics. I've been told by Ben Dronkers over facebook a couple of years ago that just in Afghanistan there are more cannabis cultivars than you can imagine and he says that some of those might be lost forever thanks to the US government. I'd love to see DEA's mother room and their seed collection!

    jimdandy Well-Known Member

    Sounds like some fire. Ive had my eye on this strain for a while. You may have talked me into it.

    mike357 Well-Known Member

    mkultra is one of my all time favs
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    Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

    Omgwtfbbq Indicaman Well-Known Member

    you just convinced me to order these seeds, description and smoke report was well written. + rep.

    droopy107 Well-Known Member

    I got 2 regs as an attitude freebie. Both turned out female. I hope i have the luck you did!
    a mongo frog

    a mongo frog Well-Known Member

    Are u serious? Pretty sure mk ultra is the big craze coming up. Are u journaling your grow?

    racerboy71 bud bootlegger

    i've grown mk ultra a few times, one seed run and a few runs from clones as well..

    i pretty much agree with the op's smoke report, other than pretty much the odd chemical smell ime.. mine were more on the piney, almost kushy side of things..
    incredible smoke though ime.. very couch lock high that lasted a good long while and seems to hit you right behind the eyes..

    it seems that not many people are onto this strain for w/e reason, but man, if they do ever grow it, they won't be let down to say the least..

    easily in my top 10, maybe even top 5.. :D
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    a mongo frog

    a mongo frog Well-Known Member

    Where do u get these? Do clubs in Cali stock these? Where do u get the clones from. Fuck!!! I need these.

    droopy107 Well-Known Member

    No, no journal, but if it turns out nice I'll make a report (or even if they are a flop). I'm not too much into indicas, butI got them free and thought what the hell. Actually, I was going to give them away, but I got a bad case of cabin fever this winter and decided to give these a whirl. After reading this report, I'm glad I kept them. I may not live for indica, but I can appreciate a nice strain, just the same.

    racerboy71 bud bootlegger

    the clones i ran mongo were from my own plants from seeds.. it's a pretty old strain in cali terms, you'd probably have a hard time finding it in clone at a disp imo...

    i just ordered the beans from the tude though..

    racerboy71 bud bootlegger

    i'd also suggest getting the beans in regs and not fems as i've heard that th seeds have had some issues with their fems to say the least..

    this is all hear say though and not my experience with them..

    KLITE Well-Known Member

    I have to agree with you big time! I've been having it on my stash constantly for a while now!
    Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

    Omgwtfbbq Indicaman Well-Known Member

    i had these seeds and gave them away, i had close to 8-10 of them from the "regular seed freebies" attitude was giving away, i think my friend might still have them. if not i'll ask the guy for a clone.

    racerboy71 bud bootlegger

    it's a nice strain omgwtf, very og kush like but a bit better yielding imo and different enough from an og to make it worthy..

    canna_420 Well-Known Member

    Your about 6 years to late.

    I got MK ULT at 21days ish from seed, think i ad them from 2011/12 lucky 7 promo
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    racerboy71 bud bootlegger

    lol, that's what i was thinking too.. it was really big in the early naughts or so...

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