'Micropenis'? Are you serious? This has to be a joke!!!!!!!!

We1

Well-Known Member
Dear Doctor Victoria Lukats,
I have a problem with my penis. I was born with a condition known as 'micropenis' which essentially means my todger is very small indeed by most standards. It is about 2.7cm when 'erect' but when it's not you essentially can't see it at all. The condition also affects my testes and while they are underdeveloped, my physique and voice have developed normally, fortunately. When I was 21 I met a very nice girl at my local youth mass and our relationship blossomed into a happy marriage of 9 and a half years. She was very kind about my small manhood, even though I know she must have suffered. We never managed children. She left me six months ago, after enduring a mounting loss of interest in me sexually. Now I don't think I'll ever meet another woman who will love me. Is it realistic give up on relationships? Phillip


unless this guy is godzilla with his tounge I think he is screwed (not literally!!!!):hump:


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DWR

Well-Known Member
I have a 23 cm dick ^^ im happy with mine... I feel happy to talk about it aswell ;)

hahahaha.... im gona get myself some herbals and go for 30 cms !!!! YEAH :D
 

We1

Well-Known Member
yeah I was surfing the net to see where my penis fits into standard penis size cause one of my ex's before she left was calling me a "limp pencil dicked bastard" and all sorts of other stuff but even if my dick was small, at least its not micropenis...Women just don't understand how detremental penis size is to men in their life.. After she told me I had a small dick I took it personally, and had to research all night long... After all of this though I am feeling really good now. Next time I'll just tell her "no my penis is huge but your pussy is monsterous."
 

We1

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oh yeah centimeters (metrics)...I am from the states so we aren't smart enough to use a mesurement system that makes sense.
But I have always mesured my penis in inches.
My new motto is....If she chokes when she throats it...It's gotta be big enough
 

BSIv2.0

Well-Known Member
oh yeah centimeters (metrics)...I am from the states so we aren't smart enough to use a mesurement system that makes sense.
But I have always mesured my penis in inches.
My new motto is....If she chokes when she throats it...It's gotta be big enough
I'd go along with that theory.
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
I dunno....if she chokes when she throats it? SI think only 3.5-4 inches could choke the average girl. Because alot of the time when I cop some dome (head) they can only put it in their mouth around half way.
 

We1

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yeah I would say your about right (nowstopwhining)...About 3.5-4 inches...I was trying to make those guys on the smaller spectrum feel a little better... besides my girl is a professional so she can take it all and barely even work up a sweat. Before we started dating I watched her throat this big ass cucumber it was like a foot long and thick too! She got practically ten inches down her throat. The she told me she had not gag reflex, and from that day on I knew she had to be mine!!!!
 

lJamiel

CFL Cabinet Grower
Lol I'm not going to lie this thread is funny because I read your forum name and it just fits well with this thread.


But seriously speaking, that would really suck. Is there anything modern medicine can do about that?
 

We1

Well-Known Member
LOL you all are cracking me up!!!!----I guess I didn't think about how well my name fit with this forum.... Hardy!!!! harr!! har!!!
---your right though <IloveMJ> "professional" probably wasn't the right word choice...How about..."Talanted Throat Contortionist"
 
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