Melanie Really Doesn't Care About the Kids, Do U?
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Sir Napsalot
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My cat lost an eye killing a weasel
ttystikk
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A cat got into my ferret cage once and the two ferrets had it cornered and very afraid.
Budley Doright
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.betchya putin tapped it..
Unclebaldrick
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Melanie is headed down to the Mexican border. No sassy jacket this time but I have it in good authority that her panties are embroidered with: "So what if I worked illegally as an alien? I've married an old, Rich white guy who managed to sneak my parents in and nobody is asking questions about that. I've got mine and you can all fuck yourselves you dumb morons! MAGA!"
Sir Napsalot
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I wouldn't want to have to look at her fetid crotch long enough to read all that
Roger A. Shrubber
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her ass ain't THAT big, must be pretty fine print.
Fogdog
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a paper bag over her head, a promise to stay silent and maybe I wouldn't care. I'd wear a condom though.
Roger A. Shrubber
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she's not bad looking....she has absolutely no taste, and she'll sell her ass.....actually sounds perfect, anyone got her number? you know donnie aint never made it past the three inch mark, that's a lot of virgin territory
Unclebaldrick
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Oh, I am guessing that all of her saw a lot of use before she got her meal ticket punched.
Roger A. Shrubber
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probably, but i'd still hit it....with a couple of rubbers
Unclebaldrick
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To each their own. Too high maintenance for my taste and way too much on the drag queen side.
Are you Betty or Veronica? Ginger or Maryanne?
Also, wonky fake titties creep me out.
perhaps someone on TV should ask that question..i'm curious myself how it is their not behind bars..where are THEIR papers?
save you the time..there's none..but that's okay.
do as i say not as i do - fat fvck
hope he get a special MAGA spermburger just for him.
Melania's mother?
Roger A. Shrubber
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never really thought about betty and veronica, i'm definitely a wilma over betty, i've thought about ginger, maryanne, and ginger and maryanne.....but i'll tell you the truth.....Velma Dinkley owns my earliest fantasies
Unclebaldrick
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Aggreed. Daphne was just too fucking girlie.
Maybe a Betty and Maryanne threesome. Would that be wrong?
Roger A. Shrubber
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i hope so, it's a lot more fun when it's wrong
Unclebaldrick
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Mixing cartoons and real people could be hazardous. I saw Roger Rabbit.