Mechanic thread....

[shrxhky420]

Sí señor Mexicano... but I'd like to know what the expert has to say as well.
So, señor luz del sol, que dices¿
SH420

 

[dstroy]

Ive noticed that many of you are having car trouble. Tell me about the problems your car is experiencing and I'll tell you how to fix it.




Trust me, I'm mexican..

Whats the conversion rate from 1.21jigawatts to dix? I don't want to stuff too many in at once, could cause an explosion. Asking for a friend.

 

[Aeroknow]

Ive noticed that many of you are having car trouble. Tell me about the problems your car is experiencing and I'll tell you how to fix it.




Trust me, I'm mexican..

How much bondo will fix this:

I got the chicken wire. Let's do this.

 

[Huckster79]

My car has this slightly skunky smell to it, haven't hit a skunk, idk how to get rid of the damned odor

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Male 36 looking to suck cock. No games. Into eating stinky buttholes and car fun. No cash needed but pretzel sticks and or meth to the front of the line. Uncut, Mexican, BBC, scat +++++

 

[mr sunshine]

I don't work on sundays.

 

[vostok]

I love my car - great gas milage, never a problem, smooth as butter. Problem is no one takes me seriously when they find out I drive it, and I've lost several clients and business opportunities because of this. What do you suggest, Senor Sunshine???

Add a couple of large balls each side of the car

may attract some interest..?

 

[dannyboy602]

I'd rather live in denial. If I wanted to know all the shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down.

 

[mr sunshine]

I'd rather live in denial. If I wanted to know all the shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down.

Well, Thats good becouse i don't work on holidays..

 

[BarnBuster]

Well, Thats good becouse i don't work on holidays..

i can bring my car in on Oct 4, but i see that's National Taco Day, will you be working?

 

[mr sunshine]

i can bring my car in on Oct 4, but i see that's National Taco Day, will you be working?

I'm taking that whole week off.

 

[mr sunshine]

I'm a little backed up on my work. bear with me, I'll get to your vehicle soon.​

 

[srh88]

I once brought a brand new car to sunshines shop for an oil change. Haven't got it back yet but it's now eligible for an antique plate. So that's kinda cool

 

[cannabineer]

View attachment 4005059 I'm a little backed up on my work. bear with me, I'll get to your vehicle soon.​

oh my heart is all aflutter

 

[Chunky Stool]

Is it normal for oil to look like chocolate milk?
It still feels 'oily' & definitely doesn't taste like chocolate milk.
This mechanic stuff is EZ-PZ.

 

[Grandpapy]

You have water contamination.

 

[Chunky Stool]

You have water contamination.

That's what I figured. Probably from condensation. It hasn't been driven for 3+ years. The oil was synthetic and looked OK until I parked the truck out in the driveway. Coolant looks like shit too. Mostly water with lots of little bits floating around...
No doubt the gas is all fucked up too. I'll probably fill it up & add a couple bottles of heet to get rid of the water.

 

[ANC]

That's one thing I love about my beetle, I never have to worry about water messing with anything in the engine when I leave it parked.

 

[Aeroknow]

Is it normal for oil to look like chocolate milk?
It still feels 'oily' & definitely doesn't taste like chocolate milk.
This mechanic stuff is EZ-PZ.
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Blown headgasket is my guess

 

[rkymtnman]

Blown headgasket is my guess

you trying to one up @mr sunshine ? leave it to the experts, ok? or at least a mexican.