mr sunshine
Well-Known Member
Ive noticed that many of you are having car trouble. Tell me about the problems your car is experiencing and I'll tell you how to fix it.
Trust me, I'm mexican..
Trust me, I'm mexican..
Mechanic thread....
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Singlemalt
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LMAO, god I love you +rep
Chunky Stool
Well-Known Member
How do you get cum stains out of cloth seats?
And the ceiling.
Stereo buttons are kinda sticky too...
mr sunshine
Well-Known Member
You gotta lick them clean, it's the only way.How do you get cum stains out of cloth seats?
And the ceiling.
Stereo buttons are kinda sticky too...
Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
You forgot to tell him to rinse his mouth between licks with club soda
Diabolical666
Well-Known Member
My truck is making this weird sound .it sounds like this... grrrr grrr grrrrrrrrrrrrr..grummmumumum BOOM!
Any ideas what that could be?
Any ideas what that could be?
BarnBuster
Virtually Unknown Member
the AC doesn't cool my car very well, can you help?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
señor sol, yo quiero some advice.
you see, is my pedazo de mierda Chevrolet.
My Tchevy Nova.
It .. no va.
you see, is my pedazo de mierda Chevrolet.
My Tchevy Nova.
It .. no va.
shrxhky420
Well-Known Member
@mr sunshine , ?que Paso vato¿
No se donde encontrar un motor para un 91 Toyota tercel... know where I can find a reman'd motor? Step daughter killed my car, it's running on 2 cylinders and has bad sensors (o2) which are actually expensive... it's got way more issues than that.
Anyway wanna make it my commuter but feel a newer motor would be easier to deal with...
SH420
No se donde encontrar un motor para un 91 Toyota tercel... know where I can find a reman'd motor? Step daughter killed my car, it's running on 2 cylinders and has bad sensors (o2) which are actually expensive... it's got way more issues than that.
Anyway wanna make it my commuter but feel a newer motor would be easier to deal with...
SH420
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
@mr sunshine
My truck makes a strange mooing sound and won't get out of first gear. Would adding a horsepower help?
My truck makes a strange mooing sound and won't get out of first gear. Would adding a horsepower help?
vostok
Well-Known Member
YA dumayu, chto takzhe dolzhno byt' dobavleniye k etoy stat'ye ili sovershenno novoy stat'ye o tom, kakiye tipy shumov ili preduprezhdeniy ne sleduyet ignorirovat'. Nedavno u nas byl kliyent v nashem magazine, kotoryy upomyanul, chto svet na kontrol'nom dvigatele dlilsya neskol'ko mesyatsev, no ona nichego ne sdelala, chtoby uznat', chto vyzyvayet yego. Yedinstvennaya prichina, po kotoroy eto stalo problemoy, sostoyalo v tom, chto ona ne smogla proyti inspektsiyu smoga iz-za togo, chto svet byl vklyuchen. Okazyvayetsya, chto plokhoy datchik o2 iznachal'no vyzval svet. Poskol'ku ona tak dolgo ignorirovala, plokhoy datchik vyzval razrusheniye kataliticheskogo neytralizatora. Ona mogla by sekonomit' priyatnyy kusok peremen, yesli by ona snachala obratilas' k probleme.
Singlemalt
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That doesn't translate. Fake Russian, MAGA
Diabolical666
Well-Known Member
Did you put gas in the generator?the AC doesn't cool my car very well, can you help?
BarnBuster
Virtually Unknown Member
is there any way i can hook up a charger for my power window switch?
tyler.durden
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I love my car - great gas milage, never a problem, smooth as butter. Problem is no one takes me seriously when they find out I drive it, and I've lost several clients and business opportunities because of this. What do you suggest, Senor Sunshine???
shrxhky420
Well-Known Member
I love my car - great gas milage, never a problem, smooth as butter. Problem is no one takes me seriously when they find out I drive it, and I've lost several clients and business opportunities because of this. What do you suggest, Senor Sunshine???
You just gotta be a little more cocky about what you're driving
SH420
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Are you Mexican? If not, I'm afraid I'm going to have to wait for the expert...
