Marijuana kills first person in the history of time

oldtimer54

oldtimer54

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Growan said:
Shit, i just smoked a marijuana, and now my heart is about a pounding! Will I be dead?
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Actually we got the notice of your demise last week but we wanted to see how long you kept going until you noticed a problem...........go to the light and all will be fine !
 
Growan

Growan

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oldtimer54 said:
Actually we got the notice of your demise last week but we wanted to see how long you kept going until you noticed a problem...........go to the light and all will be fine !
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Oh, that's why everybody's been blanking me in the street... apart from that one creepy bloke who shouted 'you can see me?' and ran off through the wall. It's all starting to make sense...
 
Big Trees

Big Trees

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The dude prolly had a panic attack and couldn't handle it. Also what other preexisting medical problems did the guy have, did he smoke tobacco, did he live a sedentary lifestyle, or was he a fatass? Too many factors to say it was just the weed man. Could have been a reaction(psychological) from the weed that did it but not the herb itself.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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BDOGKush said:
Ahaha this article is funny, both subjects died of cardiovascular complications and they're blaming marijuana based on this:

In one of the deaths, a 23-year-old man without a history of health problems suddenly collapsed while using public transportation, and died after 40 minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation efforts, according to the case report based on postmortem investigations. The man had a small amount of marijuana in his pockets when he was found, according to the researchers at the Institute of Legal Medicine, University Hospital Duesseldorf in Germany, who reported the case"

And

"In the second case described in the report, a 28-year-old man was found dead at home by his girlfriend. An ashtray, rolling paper and a sealable plastic bag containing remnants of marijuana were found next to the body. "

"we assume that the young men died from cardiovascular complications evoked by smoking cannabis"
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Those two men weren't dead. They purchased the new strain of German Uberweed from Klaus' Kosmic Koffee Shop. Shit gets one so high that it only appears that they're dead. Those autopsies were the true cause of death. Murdering bastards...
 
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