Maple Syrup Shortage

The syrup cartel controls the market by storing excess to create a false shortage. Been like that for years. If the total amount tapped was sold there would be a huge glut and prices would drop but luckily anyone can tap a tree :)

the syrup cartel? a bunch of french in speedos? we do have maple trees in america. Bidens releasing the reserve.
 
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...idk, since I quit smoking weed all the time I seem to mess up facts and figures constantly. Just wtf, it's supposed to be the other way around.

Pre...post...who knows. My sense of time is broken lately. I assume we were all wearing puffy winter moon boots, 80s style not uggs.

It definitely felt like a fall memory, but imma take the word of the internet that it was not tree tapping (but was toe tapping) season so must have been spring.
 
I doubt that. There are no sunny ways beams of light emanating from within :(. And it’s not rated “A” golden so it’s an inferior product that is not Canadian…….fake news lol.
The good stuff doesn’t require a chaser.

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We have the Costco maple syrup.


I dislike most syrup other than log cabin lite, regular log cabin brand barely gets a pass, must be the diet version of that corn syrup. It's way thicker than others, maple tastes great but I hate that it makes pancakes soggy and soaks in. At breakfast places where they heat the syrup, no thanks, please just pour some cold stuff in a cup, their pancakes are already of textures that are prone to getting soggy.
 
...idk, since I quit smoking weed all the time I seem to mess up facts and figures constantly. Just wtf, it's supposed to be the other way around.

Pre...post...who knows. My sense of time is broken lately. I assume we were all wearing puffy winter moon boots, 80s style not uggs.

It definitely felt like a fall memory, but imma take the word of the internet that it was not tree tapping (but was toe tapping) season so must have been spring.
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We have the Costco maple syrup.


I dislike most syrup other than log cabin lite, regular log cabin brand barely gets a pass, must be the diet version of that corn syrup. It's way thicker than others, maple tastes great but I hate that it makes pancakes soggy and soaks in. At breakfast places where they heat the syrup, no thanks, please just pour some cold stuff in a cup, their pancakes are already of textures that are prone to getting soggy.

you could always just dip your cut pancake with a side of real maple instead of pouring it on and your pancakes won't get soggy.
 
Wow, I guess I'm going to have to go back to feeding my plants Aunt Jemima for breakfast.
 
Put it on ebay, the racist Q folks had some sorta butt hurt about pc culture cancelling their syrup.
 
We have the Costco maple syrup.


I dislike most syrup other than log cabin lite, regular log cabin brand barely gets a pass, must be the diet version of that corn syrup. It's way thicker than others, maple tastes great but I hate that it makes pancakes soggy and soaks in. At breakfast places where they heat the syrup, no thanks, please just pour some cold stuff in a cup, their pancakes are already of textures that are prone to getting soggy.

they have you hooked on their corn syrup Michael Moore did a documentary on it..that shit is so bad for you..i refuse to put bad food in my mouth even if starving seriously and i've done it.
 
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