MANswers

urmomis100

Well-Known Member

• Nov 29, 2008

• #1

so i just watched a re-run of MANswers on spike tv. According to this show, u can make $78,000 a year quite easily begging in the streets with signs and change cups and washing windshields. It also says that u can give sperm every 3 days and its worth $500-600 bucks each time. So theoretically if u begged in the streets 40 hours a week and gave sperm twice a week you would make 140,000 a year, and you could get welfare. Obviously I would never do this because you cant smoke weed and give sperm but its a peculiar thought.

 

GrowTech

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• Nov 29, 2008

• #2

Yeah... it's true. Hell, maybe you can make more. I've had bums straight up ask me for $100.00 while I was on a job in Santa Barbara.

WHAT HAS OPRAH DONE TO THE BUMS IN SANTA BARBARA?!

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urmomis100

Well-Known Member

• Nov 29, 2008

• #3

its funny u mention santa barbara because i live about a stones throw from santa barbara and i was joking about doing this and my friend said santa barbara would be perfect. I figure if ur dumb enough to give a bum money than u deserve it.

 

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Lord Bluntmasta

Well-Known Member

• Nov 29, 2008

• #4

wait

$500-600 for giving sperm once???

are you sure its not $50-60

 

ANC

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• Nov 29, 2008

• #5

Only when you go...

 

skiskate

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• Nov 29, 2008

• #6

Lord Bluntmasta said:

wait

$500-600 for giving sperm once???

are you sure its not $50-60

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Ive heard of it being in the hundreds but thats only things ive heard never gotten any real info.

 

ElBarto

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• Nov 29, 2008

• #7

No-one is going to pay you $500-$600 for sperm if you're a bum.

A nobel-prize winning triathelete underwear model, maybe.

And I doubt very much you can make $80,000pa begging on the streets. That's a very old urban legend. There's a Sherlock Holmes story about a man who quits a job as a journalist to become a beggar on the streets because he can make more money that way.

 

GrowTech

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• Nov 29, 2008

• #8

ElBarto said:

A nobel-prize winning triathelete underwear model, maybe.

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Sounds like I'm in luck.

 

ElBarto

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• Nov 29, 2008

• #9

GrowTech said:

Sounds like I'm in luck.

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The line starts behind me, buddy.

 

urmomis100

Well-Known Member

• Nov 29, 2008

• #10

this is all according to manswers on spike and yea in thought giving sperm was more like $50-60 bucks but its more like $500-600 but you have to be competent in your sperm count. And if u were in a big city I wouldnt doubt you can make $78,000 a year begging. $49 bucks an hour according to manswers.

 

GrowTech

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• Nov 29, 2008

• #11

God went out of his way to make sure I was born and raised in Los Angeles, to guide me towards my fate of becoming THE ULTIMATE BUM BEGGING CHAMPION!

 

skiskate

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• Dec 3, 2008

• #12

urmomis100 said:

this is all according to manswers on spike and yea in thought giving sperm was more like $50-60 bucks but its more like $500-600 but you have to be competent in your sperm count. And if u were in a big city I wouldnt doubt you can make $78,000 a year begging. $49 bucks an hour according to manswers.

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One of my buddies used to panhandle for change so he could buy beer, he said hed make almost enough for a 40 oz of whiskey in an hour. So its actually pretty damn good money. Just degrading...