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mahlye

mahlye

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hey. so the other night I'm driving around with my friend. we were bored and I had a bat in the back seat, so we decided to play mailbox baseball. my friend had made several home runs and then we decided to stop at the first inning.

anyway, I'm already at the end of the road when a car speeds up behind me. they get really close and my friend thought they were following us. so I turned out and sped off so that I could get away. the car didn't turn with me, so I thought that we were in the clear.

then my sister calls me and tells me that a cop called the house. the car behind me took my plate number and told police that I crashed into his mailbox. when the cop called my cell and asked if i had crashed my car into the mailbox, I told him that I had not. my friend hit it with a mailbox, but he didn't ask me if we did.

well then the cop explains how the guy was outside smoking a cig. I'm not sure what to think of this situation, because if he were outside he would have seen us using a bat..not crashing my car into it.

anyway, I'll be receiving a court date. I was the operator of the vehicle so I should receive some charges. what do you think they will be? I just got a citation for criminal mischief maybe three months ago and am paying that fine. will that come up for this case? how fucked am I on a scale from 1-10?
 
Twistyman

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ASS.I hope you get life.. Obviously you're a person that has never paid for his home and have some KID screw it up.. Get a life..
 
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parazit

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The difference is, no one here hurts anyone else. You see dumb people like you do stupid shit. Then you get pulled over with weed. Some lamo says weed made you do it so you dont get the max, and in turn you fuck the rest of us by supporting the theory thatdrugs make people do bad shit.

So to summarize, growing marijuana = hurt only yourself
You being a stupid fuck and crashing mailboxes = damaging other peoples stuff

I am studying to be a prosecutor, if i catch a pot grower, i am going to do my best to look the other way, if i run into you, you are seeing bars.

Separate question. Why are you on this site. I am sure if you look around google, you can find some sort of a vandalism web page. You could be with your own people, get sympathy there. Everyone here is largely libertarian, meaning, they want to be left alone and they are willing to leave others alone. You are destroying stuff that belongs to other people, can you see why you are the black sheep or do i need to do a puppit show.
 
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smokalotshaw

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i can tell u excactly what u'll get,,, ur gonna get leaving the scene of and accident (misd.) and property damage........u'll have to replace their mailbox, and possibly do some community service
 
AchillesLast

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damaging a mailbox is a federal offence btw. And since youre a minor (im assuming) they are gonna strip your rights away and fuck you hard.

quoted from wikipedia "Some federal crimes include kidnapping, tax evasion, counterfeiting, as well as damaging or destoying mailboxes, art theft, arson, assault, immigration offences and more recently, assassinating the President."

Dang, destroying a mailbox is on the same level as assassinating the President. Fuck that.

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rev3la7ion

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AchillesLast said:
damaging a mailbox is a federal offence btw. And since youre a minor (im assuming) they are gonna strip your rights away and fuck you hard.
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That's exactly what I was about to say. :hump:

Besides, there is a HUGE fundamental difference between growing pot and smashing other peoples property.

I grow pot because I believe I have the right to put w/e I want in my body and my government has no right to govern what enters or exits my body. And since current research has found that there are minimalistic affects on the human body from smoking pot, I'm not hurting anyone but possibly myself. And I should have that right.

You, on the other hand, somehow find it funny or entertaining to destroy other peoples property which we do not condone. You're indirectly hurting someone through financial means which is really fucking lame. I'm 19 and I already understand the fundamental difference between the two instances you ass-hat. :evil:

Grow up a little.
 
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korvette1977

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I hope you get the max , you little shit..... People work hard for their stuff who gives you the fucking right to destroy it .. I wish you would try that shit at my house .. You would be dodging .50 slugs nevermind the cops
 
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mahlye said:
hey. so the other night I'm driving around with my friend. we were bored and I had a bat in the back seat, so we decided to play mailbox baseball. my friend had made several home runs and then we decided to stop at the first inning.

anyway, I'm already at the end of the road when a car speeds up behind me. they get really close and my friend thought they were following us. so I turned out and sped off so that I could get away. the car didn't turn with me, so I thought that we were in the clear.

then my sister calls me and tells me that a cop called the house. the car behind me took my plate number and told police that I crashed into his mailbox. when the cop called my cell and asked if i had crashed my car into the mailbox, I told him that I had not. my friend hit it with a mailbox, but he didn't ask me if we did.

well then the cop explains how the guy was outside smoking a cig. I'm not sure what to think of this situation, because if he were outside he would have seen us using a bat..not crashing my car into it.

anyway, I'll be receiving a court date. I was the operator of the vehicle so I should receive some charges. what do you think they will be? I just got a citation for criminal mischief maybe three months ago and am paying that fine. will that come up for this case? how fucked am I on a scale from 1-10?
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Ha Ha Ha I live about 30 min from you .. Dumbass

maybe your in the paper Stroudsburg & the Poconos PA news, sports, schools, entertainment, and shopping | poconorecord.com - The Pocono Record
 
Pookiedough

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I have a mailbox encased in another mailbox with a layer of concrete in between for the next dummy who tries it all I got to say is "batter up".:mrgreen:
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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How about if someone stomped his plants.....what do you think he'd say...........
I'll bet he'd be here pissing & moaning about F*****g vandals....

"Do I have to put on puppet show" I loved that +REP...........
 
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When i was younger my buddy put a small homemade m80 [pipe bomb] in a mailbox, found out later the mailbox belonged to a black family. When he was caught he was charged with "detonationg a terrorist device" and some type of felony hate crime.

We havent seen him in awhile...
 
mahlye

mahlye

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well, I'm not going to argue with any of you. what I did was completely retarded and immature. I deserve any punishment that comes my way. I'd pay for every mailbox that was destroyed or damaged because the more I think about the worse I feel. I put myself in the shoes of the victim, and I was pissed at myself for doing what we did. at 17 years of age, I should have found something more mature and safer to do. like smoke weed...

so I agree with all of you, I was an asshole. but I don't do things like that all of the time, that was my first time playing and last, I mean..doesn't make it any better.

but for those of you hoping that I'd get the book thrown at me, that's unlikely.

You see, this is my situation...

It was dark out, because this happened around 11:30 pm-12 am. The man who reported my plate told the police that I had crashed my vehicle into his mailbox. When asked if I had done so, I denied it. There are no marks or dents on my car indicating that I have hit anything with it. secondly, there is no knowledge of a passenger in my car. I couldn't have hung out of the window and hit a mailbox with a bat while I was driving. the court date will probably happen a half year to a year from now. the only proof in the case is an eye witness, who did not even see what really happened. there is no proof otherwise. and even if I end up being found guilty...I just found out that I'll receive a citation. so I would only receive a huge fine and have to pay for the mailboxes, which I have done already (anonymously).

even now, I am not admitting to the crime. if you guys can post videos and all of this shit of your weed grow and not be found guilty for it, then neither can I.
"this is a fictitious post."
 
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