Looking for strains in seed form that will knock my socks off

As the title says... Wanna start a grow but IDK what to pick. I want a strain that will kill my brain, you know that warm head feeling that will make you laugh, makes you trip, red eyes, paranoia (when in an inappropriate environment), when words come out distorted, hard to focus on something.
Smoked few weeks ago something that blew my mid... Killer after every joint. I am not a heavy smoker at the time but was in the past, so I want something that a heavy duty smoker would love.

Good luck

Hempire828 said:

Good luck

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That bad, ei?

Basically any strain with decent thc content fits your bill if grown to maturity in a way that allows the plant to thrive.

Other questions that matter are how long do you want to spend on this? Auto period plants are faster than photo period. Indica grows faster and in a more compact shape. Sativas take longer (some as long as 9-10 monthsfrom seed to harvest) and can grow up to 12’-15’ tall by the time its done. Pick a strain that fits your grow area.

If you grow it well you won’t be disappointed.

Is anybody still getting off on flower?

I find sticking with flower means I don't run into tolerance issues.

Chief_Broom said:

Basically any strain with decent thc content fits your bill if grown to maturity in a way that allows the plant to thrive.

Other questions that matter are how long do you want to spend on this? Auto period plants are faster than photo period. Indica grows faster and in a more compact shape. Sativas take longer (some as long as 9-10 monthsfrom seed to harvest) and can grow up to 12’-15’ tall by the time its done. Pick a strain that fits your grow area.

If you grow it well you won’t be disappointed.

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Well I totally disagree!! Smoked indicas that gave very low head high but wrecked my body, smoked sativas with clear head high ... smoked a lot of autos .... You put it like every strain does the same thing witch we know it's not true.
Maybe I am looking for something that kills the average smoker ? Since the heavy duty smoker doesn't smoke flowers anymore?
And by heavy duty I meant flower smoker

Try bubba kush crosses, triangle kush crosses or chem dog/stardawg crosses and you should find some potent ass bud.

thenotsoesoteric said:

Try bubba kush crosses, triangle kush crosses or chem dog/stardawg crosses and you should find some potent ass bud.

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Ya I hear the LVTK and SFV are sick AF.

Barney's Farm Peyote Cookies, Ken's Granddaddy Purple, Dynasty Genetics Salmon River OG and Platinum Huckleberry Cookies

Deathstar by Team Deathstar clone only originally by way of Ohio.. that's what did it for me

This is my last run at it.. for now anyways
C99 x Jack
Triangle Kush x Mimosa
Chinook Haze
Pig Whistle
I choose these because of the Haze and Sativa.. Stardawg....and Jack..
I even through in a couple Acapulco Gold seeds from Mexico.. hopefully they will germinate...since height will be and issue I’m running them all 12/12. really doesn’t matter about the yield..just quality smoke for me...
I’m beginning to think I can’t get high anymore of flowers..nonetheless.....these will go no less than 100 days, if more is needed no problem...
Again good luck

Oakiey said:

Is anybody still getting off on flower?

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I feel elderly sometimes because I don’t use concentrates. I went through a heavy phase for a few months because I was friends with MotherChucker who was one of the first people doing oxygen extraction and getting grams for $20. It was just too heavy for an all day stoner like me on my feet all day. A good point was made by Kevin Jodrey who made me aware that Skunk flavor cant be captured in concentrate form because the character of Skunk lies in plant esters or alcohols that are burned off at lower temperatures. Also mono-terpenes that give lasting flavor versus others where the flavor is burned out in the first puff. He has an intelligence about so many different aspects of the canna-business that’s amazing to me. Don’t forget the flowers.
"There's a Rick that held a factory hostage after murdering his boss and several coworkers. The factory made Cookies Kush, flavored em with lies. He made us all take a look at what we were doing, and in the bargain he got a taste of real freedom. We captured that taste, and we keep giving it to him so he can give it right back to you in every bite of new simple rick freedom wafer selects. Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion, come home to Simple Rick’s"
Somebody please make a new loud ass Skunk and call it Simple Rick’s!
Shout out to MotherChucker who sadly got raided in 2009 but I hope he’s out there still chucking. Thanks Frank. My uncle still runs the ChemJack at home in NM to this day.

Oh, and I vote ChemDawg, Platinum OG and Do-Si-Dos if you want to get ripped and a quality AK-47 if you just want to go night night. AK-47 is my Sleepytime Tea, always knocks me the fuck out and is one of the only strains that I won’t smoke if I am going on a long drive.

CarlosG13 said:

Oh, and I vote ChemDawg, Platinum OG and Do-Si-Dos if you want to get ripped and a quality AK-47 if you just want to go night night. AK-47 is my Sleepytime Tea, always knocks me the fuck out and is one of the only strains that I won’t smoke if I am going on a long drive.

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What breeders make these?

Greenpoint Seeds has all the ChemDawg x Kush crosses on lock. Plus they might be the easiest to transact with because they have a great reputation and their credit card to bitcoin payment option is really fast and easy. The Do-si-Dos can be found pretty easily. Check out DCSeedExchange, Oregon Elite, SeedSupreme, so many others. Under no circumstances should you order from Pacific Seed Bank because they suck balls and an actual sloth could walk your seeds from the nearest jungle to your home before they do.

Oh, Katsu Seeds has some nice Bubba Kushes and Barney’s Farm makes a good Do-si-Dos. Shit, almost anything Barney’s is a fucking forest fire.

CarlosG13 said:

Greenpoint Seeds...

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You mean the guy that edited twotonewilly's picture of the MAC to make it purple, then used that to sell his untested seeds?

CarlosG13 said:

Barney’s Farm, Do-si-dos...

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Barney's isn't good at all.

Dosidos was made by Archive and NorCal.

Oh and it's Chemdog not "dawg."

SugarUB said:

You mean the guy that edited twotonewilly's picture of the MAC to make it purple, then used that to sell his untested seeds?



Barney's isn't good at all.

Dosidos was made by Archive and NorCal.

Oh and it's Chemdog not "dawg."

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Maybe a new employee trying to push that gear ?