Looking for a girlfriend

Hahahah, this is a very odd personal ad..

you can tell hes really high. lol
http://www.break.com/index/lookin-for-a-girlfriend.html

omfg....

i clicked on it without the sound because my wife is asleep. i will be coming back to watch it all.

KP2 said:

omfg....

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omfg omfg * infinity

hahahaha that is AWESOME!!!!

hahaaaaaaa

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fdd2blk said:

i clicked on it without the sound because my wife is asleep. i will be coming back to watch it all.

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then you missed out. effen hilarious



"i think the legal age here is 16. so if your 16 and in michigan ill fuck you."

LMMFAO

SlikWiLL13 said:

then you missed out. effen hilarious



"i think the legal age here is 16. so if your 16 and in michigan ill fuck you."

LMMFAO

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what part of "i will be coming back" did you not get?


j/k, hahahahhahahahahah


that was hella funny. i watched it with my wife.

lol this fools desperate.

"I'm bi-polar and schizophrenic if you want to have kids I just want to let you know, it could be passed onto them." lol

its funny how he just starts off by talking about his contacts lol

he say`s she can fuck other guys if hes that despreate and have the money that he say`s he has then just go buy a piece! why would you want your woman going around fucking other guys buy the time she gets back to him she will be all cumed out! but atleast she will already be broken in! lol!

trunks said:

he say`s she can fuck other guys if hes that despreate and have the money that he say`s he has then just go buy a piece! why would you want your woman going around fucking other guys buy the time she gets back to him she will be all cumed out! but atleast she will already be broken in! lol!

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Didn't you watch the video.....hes not rich....his uncle is and when he is 40 or 50 he'll get a million dollars rofl.

That shit was great though.
Atleast the dudes honest and upfront about everything right?

yea but if his unc is rich and he`ll get that money when hes gone then surely the unc spreadin some wealth to him! (hell i dont know)

I wonder if he got any positive responses.

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I wonder if he got any positive responses.

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I'd bet that atleast some chick hit him up from that.
Probably a beast though, you know someone just as desperate.
Some chicks like that lame ass gothic type look

Oh my god... I ... can't... I have no words. XD

WOW.

Uuuuuhhh uuuuuhhhh Uuuuuh I'll have a million dollars in 20 - 30 years.....

Wtf? Fail.

I'm not quite sure how I feel about this guy. On one hand I feel pretty god damn bad for him because I have been where he is. On the other hand I cant help but laugh at his misfortune. At least he is honest with himself and with potential girls. I bet if he cleaned himself up, went and saw a doctor for the bipolar and schizophrenia, got himself medicated and went out and socialized he would not be in the spot he is now. And lets face it, this guy is a complete loser. I'm not saying he is destined to be one forever, just right now, the way he is running his life, he is, for lack of a better term, a full blown loser. Pick up a hobby, go meet people, quit sulking in your parents basement, get a fucking hair cut and a job for Christ sake and quit wearing black anarchist/atheist crap.

That was complete bullshit, you could tell he was reading off of a card or something.
He probably lost a bet or something and had to do that, who knows.
I do know it was fake though.