Let's talk about your genitals

see4

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I herd they call you stump cock in the gym locker room..
That you be peeing on your balls and shit
Your wife say your Shit looks like a tiny mushroom in a overgrown fur forrest
So? I'm rather fond of my impressively tiny weenis. It's purple and bulbous. Like a little baby mushroom cap. And that's with a completely shaved bush. Stubble shrubs.

But, my brown eye is probably something you're more interested in knowing about. It's dark chocolate in color and it tastes like a penny. I know you wanna taste, you dirty bastard.

Oh, and I will cut you so very deep. Not to mention I would whoop your ass so bad, your poor mother won't recognize you. Even after she gets my man-goo from out her eyes.
 

theexpress

Well-Known Member
So? I'm rather fond of my impressively tiny weenis. It's purple and bulbous. Like a little baby mushroom cap. And that's with a completely shaved bush. Stubble shrubs.

But, my brown eye is probably something you're more interested in knowing about. It's dark chocolate in color and it tastes like a penny. I know you wanna taste, you dirty bastard.

Oh, and I will cut you so very deep. Not to mention I would whoop your ass so bad, your poor mother won't recognize you. Even after she gets my man-goo from out her eyes.
I love you. Your my soul mate. I'm gonna put a wig o. You and introduce you to my mom. Your name's Claire ok
 
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