Let's get drunk!!!
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StonedFarmer
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ahahahaa ya my bother is a trooper. only flipped once when someone tricked him into snorting a gram of k on acid, he punched a few kids out after that. My old friend was there from grade school. he knew it was dumb then this idiot tried getting in our cab when I tok him home. o god the horror, that guy got hurt terribly but I laughed. my brother drunk off 5 gallons of beer stil kicks my ass sober! he's one crazy fucker.
story time: one time at a bar a girl I went to school with, ( this was almost when I just got outta hs) was being harassed by a drunk so my brother walked up told him to fuck off or he qould knock his teath out.
anyways guy stalks us home with two friendsmy brothergoes duck behind this store when they come just start swinging I got it. end of story I knocked one guy hard with a milk crate then my brother was fighting, he nd him are on the ground and all I remember is the guy yelping you win you win stop stop.
thank god turns out as we walk home both bleeding my brother goes btw don't go back there that guy's brother just killed someone and word is he was in on it. haha fuck that was a fun night. also why I can't comeout much anymore.
Mr. Bongwater
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my brother is a pussy
StonedFarmer
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haha truth. my brother is a tough fucker. When I was a junk and crack fiend hetaught me that. knocked out my front tooth, I did put up a good fight though.
brotherly love and all, he has broken more bones then I can count in me for what it is worth. we can drink again together now that my cunt of an ex wife is out of it. although we both have made agreements to not get how we were.
used to be at bars and if someone said something it would behell.
fuck being angry like that now!
Mr. Bongwater
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she didn't become a cunt until you married her?
StonedFarmer
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she always head had mental health issues, then it got worse.
I was on probation so any bad fight she would call the cops knowing I was bound fornjail.
cheated on me, hit my father literally hit him the last minutes he was alive. the list goes on.
she didn't understand my current also was am ex at one pointwould never stop talking. friends since 12, never cheated till I knew it was over then I drifted.
my new gf may be pregnant, has a test tomorrow. if she is fuck yes, I love kids. what happwns if I'm sentenced to jail is what scares me nd that will happen.
my ex wife ruined my life but I'm picking up the pieces slowly.
Mr. Bongwater
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what did u do to get on probation and house arrest? if u don't mind me asking
JackHererSki
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I drank a lot last night. Spent today in a state of stupid. Ahh so much fun
StonedFarmer
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shit goes back years, I probably shouldn't say but as of now I'm on breach of probation, new charges arson and mischief over 5000$ and intet to traffic controlled ubstqnces 1200 0xy 500 percs, qnd meth
StonedFarmer
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and they want to bring up chrges I plead guilty too. I'm told they cqn't but they did. those are much worse. include attempted murder possession of a illegalfirearm. fuck me
StonedFarmer
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the breach alone is a 6 hr trial, the others IDFK anymore.if you don't believe i can show my papers. Fuck this bs. all over a fak friend who I will have dead. my ex wife is part of the old ones so lord knows she will turn against me.
others are kidnapping
and so forth fuck I feel bad
others are kidnapping
and so forth fuck I feel bad
StonedFarmer
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forcible confinemnt
assault with a weapon
choking
assault
threating death
andit goes on
intimidating a witness
assault with a weapon
choking
assault
threating death
andit goes on
intimidating a witness
Mr. Bongwater
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lord ol mighty sounds like ya got caught for everything u ever did, if i got caught for some of the shit i did i would of been in jail for 10 years
StonedFarmer
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barely this is all one case.well 2
I've gotten off my other shit. half that is old cases I plead guilty too. They just wanna push me for names. I'm not a good person if you do wrong to me or my family and one person ratted me out for all that.
much more in my past I was caught nd charges dropped. I'm pdr full patch so meh I can walkaway and be happy
Yessica...
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HIIIIIII EVERYBODY!
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StonedFarmer
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fuck done years for cases dropped, fuck this sytem.
my wife turned rat I heard, so wtf.
I beat the others I can take 5 years easy! anymore the copgotta suck my balls for a confession.
my wife turned rat I heard, so wtf.
I beat the others I can take 5 years easy! anymore the copgotta suck my balls for a confession.
Yessica...
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Go oooooooooooooooon...
StonedFarmer
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well itall depends how they licked and cupped come on yessi you know this! step by step, do we need I need to teach you!
Yessica...
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I just wanted to hear you say it...
hahahahaha
I'm not getting drunk - but I DO have a glass of wine in my hand!
And watching "The Professional"
It's awesome.
StonedFarmer
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oh @Yessica... I love you. you know what to do with them thangs, will you be mine? I'll stop doing all the things the dr tells me not too....
just playing I won't stop drinking or smoking!