leg humping

how do you keep a dog from humping yer leg?

lildoolittle33 said:

how do you keep a dog from humping yer leg? pick the lil basterd up n suk his dick

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Ummmmm......OK

thatsmybubby! said:

Ummmmm......OK

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Get his nuts cut off

My shepherds neutered and he still tries to rape company when I have any over. I'm not sure he's aware he's missing the family jewels, that or he's a bad ass and doesn't care lol

greenswag said:

My shepherds neutered and he still tries to rape company when I have any over. I'm not sure he's aware he's missing the family jewels, that or he's a bad ass and doesn't care lol

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Actually cutting their nuts off doesn't work your right, we had a bull mastiff and we've till got a cairn terrier(bull mastiff died last year) both males,every time the cairn went to the groomers to be cut and bathed he would come home smelling lovely and the bull mastiff would try and hump him and he had been neutered as well as being male himself dogs are crazy no doubt!

If he is doing it because he wants sex than you slap him and tell him no in a stern deep voice. If he is doing it to try and dominate you than you need to work on showing him you are alpha. Emasculinate him.

I personally dont believe in having your dogs balls cut off....to me it is morally wrong

tell him you have a headache.

I read somewhere that sex actually cures headaches, so they can't use that as an excuse lol. But hey I read it on the interwebs, so it must be true

pick the lil basterd up and suk his dick

You gotta let the motherfucker know whose the one wearing the pants so tellem like this