LeastExpectedGrower
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The lads would also like to know if you can supply us with some quality laudanum, for scientific purposes, purely.
Largest indoor grow
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C. Nesbitt
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Please post pics of your largest laudanum production facilities, including the opium refining equipment and the stills. Also lets see all those pics of your largest poppy fields! Geotag all photos please, purely for entertainment purposes. Bonus points if your photos include illegal firearms.
Thanks,
Your good friends at the DEA and ATF
Tangerine_
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Surprise bonus if your photos show stacks of cash next to your illegal firearms.
LeastExpectedGrower
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CHALLENGE TAKEN! This is totally legal because it's a personal use backyard grow, I think. I totally don't think the DEAATFIDGAF are going to come after me.
Come at me bro.
lakesidegrower
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lakesidegrower
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In the satellite office of the DEA somewhere in Milwaukee:
Hey Tad - you know what I think?
What’s that Skip?
I think I’m just gonna ask people to send me pictures of their $100K+ grows, and then bust em up, remember? Like old times?
Sounds great Skip - but anyone with an illegal $100K grow doesn’t usually POST PICTURES OF IT ONLINE
Hey Tad - you know what I think?
What’s that Skip?
I think I’m just gonna ask people to send me pictures of their $100K+ grows, and then bust em up, remember? Like old times?
Sounds great Skip - but anyone with an illegal $100K grow doesn’t usually POST PICTURES OF IT ONLINE
C. Nesbitt
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The OP wrote at one point:
“My record prolly bigger than all y’all…”
I took that to mean he’s a serious criminal with a longer rap sheet than all of us. I wasn’t entirely sure if I was interpreting that correctly though. I contemplated but ultimately decided to pass on posting pics of my five 180,000 SF warehouse grows spread between Texas, Tennessee and Georgia. You know, out of an abundance of caution and all.
LeastExpectedGrower
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I assumed it was a record of bad behavior in grade school. I mean, that stuff is permanent, right? Right?
J2M3S
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I can guarantee you that you're indeed correct, and as a result of my "clean record" you don't get to see anything.
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C. Nesbitt
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We had to check with legal but determined that Oz is located “somewhere over the rainbow” and therefore officially out of Federal jurisdiction. Fucking sissy lawyers at DOJ get so damn hung up on that jurisdictional shit. It’s too bad, we were salivating over the press we’d get from busting your ass and that huge field.
That axe the silver criminal is sporting is clearly a weapon being used in the commission of a crime, but is not technically a firearm so ATF is out. That lion could fall under fish and wildlife but again Oz creates jurisdictional issues for them too. You are on our radar though. Watch your back.
-DEA
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Interpol weighed in that the young woman was suspected to be a victim of human trafficking. She was only 17 at the time she was forcibly abducted in Kansas and taken across state lines. Unfortunately they have determined that the statute of limitations has expired as the metadata for the photo indicated it is from 1939. Lots and lots of crime in that photo, none prosecutable. So frustrating.
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LeastExpectedGrower
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Ever since the US Bombed Laos instead of Vietnam people have been so sensitive about borders and stuff. A shame really.
I included the lion because people seem to like cat posts so much.