Land lord checking apartment!!

Becorath

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Mmmmmm... Bacon...

Febreze a little while before they come. let the smell dissipate. Cook something smelly. lotsa garlic, etc.. If it's in a second bedroom, Put them in large boxes and line them up. Use other boxes, or random Items around them to look like you are using the room for storage. they wont look in the boxes. get a mop and bucket to put in the room. and pour some fresh pine sol on the mop (while it's in the bucket). That should mask odors.

Try to get them to come right before lunch or at the end of the day. They will be more likely to want to finish and get out of there.

just throwing some ideas out there...
 
go to a uhaul or similair and get a wardrob box. toss em in there. put it in a corner next to a dresser or something. with some ingenuity you could probly rig up a couple floros for them if need be. burn a bunch of incense or aroma oils to cover the sent you no longer smell, but someone else will.
This is the best idea. Hide it in plain sight. I had a home inspection a couple of months ago for a mortgage. I put my tent right in the middle of my living room, put a sheet on it and a few other things and told the inspector I was painting. He sat in a chair 10 inches from my tent and never knew a thing. If this is a damage inspection and he has gone through the process of setting an appointment, he will likely want access to the closet locked or not.
 

ChronicObsession

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so the maintenance guy told me that the owner of my apartment is coming either april 3,4, or 5 to check for damage and are going to make a run threw all the rooms...i got 4 white russians in my closet that are 4 weeks into flower :( what should i do?
Step 1. Buy chili mix and frozen high fat ground beef at walmart.
Step 2. Gently thaw out frozen meat all day on the top of your roof
Step 3. Cook that slop up and put a culinary spice that your girlfriend would like.
Step 4. Don't refrigerate it, because you will diminish the potency.
Step 5. Next day is Inspection day. Pinpoint the arrival time and feed your girlfriend your culinary chili masterpiece for breakfast. Than move your plants to the toilet. Than your girlfriend. And with a little bit of luck and a lot of intestinal disturbance, your plants will go unnoticed. Why would guy inspect a busy toilet with a person that needs to poop for the majority of the day?
step 6. don't do it because using women as tools is illegal in some cultures.
 

Intellect

Active Member
since you're in an apartment it's a beotch.

i would hide my shit in the trunk of my car, disassemble the grow room, and burn candles, febreeze, incense, whatever an hour or less before landlord arrives, but this was in a house..

you just gotta hide them somewhere and cover up the smell, mayn.

do what you can to get them to call you when theyre headed over, so you can cut you're having to hide time and smelling the place with freshness to a min/max
 

Intellect

Active Member
I've also hidden my bitches in an armoir with the door closed on it and a renuzit odor killer on top of it.

those will kill some smells real good, renuzit odor killer, the blue lemony retirement home smelling ones. just a buck each, get a couple
 

PersonalJesus

Active Member
I has this same problem a few years back when my wife, then girlfriend, and I were renting an apartment... First, ValleGrown is totally right. STAY CALM! don't freak out or spaz that they wanna come in, that is a dead giveaway! Also, your landlord, by law, MUST give you a specific date and a general time on that date. It is illegal for them to enter without you being notified! As far as for putting a lock on your closet, what will you do when they notice the ONE different doorknob, or the new lock on the old closet door? Then they will ask or make up a reason to go in your closet... pipes run through walls, so does electricity wiring, 2 great reasons they may need to get into your closet!
Making up an excuse may buy you a day or two, but if they wanna come in they won't just say " aw, shucks ", and walk away. They will keep persisting till they get a look inside your apartment.
Unfortunately, as the owner, he has rights too. and he has the right to inspect his property.

What did I do? I found out exactly WHY they wanted to come in... turns out my toilet was leaking and dripping into apartment below. I put my dog in the bedroom, where my grow closet was, and said I wouldn't be responsible if they let him out and they got bit! I also turned the tables on him, left work for lunch, and popped back home to see what they were doing... All was kosher.

Good Luck!
 

omar924

Active Member
it all went well :) ive decided to just keep them at my buddys...and in return smoke him out whenever he wants....and he doesnt smoke much so its all good
 

jonnyquest

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Should never need to be a problem, your shit needs to be stealth if you dont own the property you grow in, cause what if there was like a minor fire or something and the fire brigade want in or the police for other reasons if your growing in an apartment it needs to be undetectable
 

mufastaa

Active Member
you can only be so stealthy. and you never know how thorough they are going to be. did they look in your room at all?
 

omar924

Active Member
they walked in my living room.....looked at the carpet...and said..."yeah we need to replace the carpet in here....thanks guys for letting us in" and walked out lol...i was like :0 are u serious!
 

doooood

Member
get a couple of big boxes and take them out to a friends house or relatives house for that day or 2 or 3...just keep sum kind of light on them during that time...then once that time is over....bring them back...i havent read whole thread it prolly alreayd happeneed lol
 

doooood

Member
oh just read yer response...now u gotta take them out when they do the carpet! unless thye are done by then!
 

omar924

Active Member
they will be done by then haha...im only in here for a few more months then my lease is up. im in college
 
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