Land lord checking apartment!!

iamaaror said:

What about smell?

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febreeze the shit outta my room lol. idk. i cant just harvest now..way to soon ugh

Cook bacon in your room. They won't be able to smell anything but bacon for a few hours. Gotta do it right before they come. Fabreeze is sketch in my eyes. Natural smell like bacon... Nothin makes people happier.

i just gave myself a great idea. stick them in the bathroom and flip the shower on, say you needto know when they will be there and youll be prepared

ValleGrown said:

I would suggest you being there. Stand right next to them. Play their game back. Talk to them while they are looking around and I guarantee you they will leave faster.

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but if i lock my closet.....and im there...they will probably ask me to unlock it...if im not there. what can they do.

I'm serious. I live in an apt.

Look would you rather not have the Moment of oppurntunity? What if the mother fucks get the door open some how and take pictures. Your fucked. Be there or be square bro

omar924 said:

but if i lock my closet.....and im there...they will probably ask me to unlock it...if im not there. what can they do.

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Take your shit while you're not looking. I never let any land lord do any inspection without my being present. That way I know exactly what went down. You don't wanna wonder man. Also fabreeze won't do shit. Get ozium to mask the odor, or go with the bacon idea. You should also have your gf or someone play "sick in bed" they will get outta that room a lot quicker.

I mean shit at least if you are there and everything goes wrong you stuff the mother fucker out the door.. chop like an African mad man flush everything. Replace with petunias or something from the store. It's all about what they can prove IN court after they find out . That is If shit goes wrong.

PJ Diaz said:

Take your shit while you're not looking. I never let any land lord do any inspection without my being present. That way I know exactly what went down. You don't wanna wonder man. Also fabreeze won't do shit. Get ozium to mask the odor, or go with the bacon idea. You should also have your gf or someone play "sick in bed" they will get outta that room a lot quicker.

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For fucking real brah

Did you read this??

ValleGrown said:

I don't know man!!! Something. They are just people like you and me that are probably sick Of their job of having to go and inspect apts. .


Quantum physically if you hide anything that is connected to pot /marijuana. Nutrients horticulture anything and everything that can be linked out away. They won't even know it exists unless they are actively searching for illegal marijuana grows.

Read up on quantum physics. It will sooth some of your pain:

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do you know why they are looking for damage? If you put down a security deposit then there is no reason for them to come look for damage. Unless someone in an apartment next to yours had a leak or something that could have damaged your apartment, thats not what they are going to be looking for... It sounds to me like they might have had a complaint about you growing or they might be on to you. I suggest you set up an appointment with them to come in because the whole three day window doesn't add up. The best suggestion would be to move your grow to a trusted friends house asap. Don't fuck around with a storage unit or trying to hide it from the management's inspection, it won't work. Get the plants and all of your equipment set up somewhere else NOW.

Not true. They do annual and semi annual inspections. it's normal. Don't think that they are on to u.
Make your reality come true unless something else makes you feel different.


IMHO management would have addressed it immediately if they were on to you.

Quantum physics is real bro. Ive tested it with a couple of my friends.

Rent an enclosed uhaul and have it ready. Get an exact time when they are coming, but be polite and thankful for them working around your work schedule. Move them in to the uhaul before they come. You could get a battery powered lantern or something if needed, just enough light to keep them on schedule. If its normally dark time then its perfect, a nice dark cool trailer. All this may work best if you could set it up for an early morning inspection, be the first one that day so you can move the ladys out in the early am when its unlikely anyone will see. Just my thoughts...

They didn't even hear the fans. And my box is pretty loud. My homie looked right at it. And had no idea. He knew I grew in the past even. I told him a few months ago that I stopped. He came over last week had no Idea. I asked him at that point and said did you hear my fans? He said no. He had no clue
Quantum physically his mind didn't allow the possibility to exist. So therefore he did not experience the sound. Of course I'm not flowering but still.

bomb hills said:

Rent an enclosed uhaul and have it ready. Get an exact time when they are coming, but be polite and thankful for them working around your work schedule. Move them in to the uhaul before they come. You could get a battery powered lantern or something if needed, just enough light to keep them on schedule. If its normally dark time then its perfect, a nice dark cool trailer. All this may work best if you could set it up for an early morning inspection, be the first one that day so you can move the ladys out in the early am when its unlikely anyone will see. Just my thoughts...

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This is a good idea

Research your local landlord / tennant acts and find out for sure as to what you can and cannot do. I have been in a similar situation but I won't give specific advise as I am not familiar with your local regulations.

Normally, the landlord must give a minimum 24 hours WRITTEN notice.

ValleGrown said:

Not true. They do annual and semi annual inspections. it's normal. Don't think that they are on to u.
Make your reality come true unless something else makes you feel different.


IMHO management would have addressed it immediately if they were on to you.

Quantum physics is real bro. Ive tested it with a couple of my friends.

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never heard of any type of annual or "semi annual" inspections. I lived in an apartment complex for 5 years and never had an inspection. I also have friends who grow in apt complexes and they have never had an inspection. So I do believe there is cause for concern because this isn't normal. Something either happened in a nearby appartment, or they are inspecting out of suspicion. Like I said before, the security deposit you pay before signing a rental lease relieves the need to do any kind of regular inspection. They only look for damage when you move out and if there is, they keep your deposit. Or if someone upstairs sprung a leak and it came down into your apartment. They don't just go poking around every now and then to see if you fucked the place up.

Idk man. It's really up to the landlord

I have hidden them in garbage bags in the past. Get onto your landlord and get him on your time instead of you on his time. Hide them under the bed until he leaves.

I have had the police standing right next to a rubbermaid hiding about 25 clones in it with some old laundry tossed over it. I gotta million.