Kids say the darndest things...

raratt said:

My grandson and distance learning are just not working out.

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My Daughter is the same its a head fuck.

No time for talk...

A 4th grade Muslim students's letter to Santa

Milovan1 said:

A 4th grade Muslim students's letter to Santa


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It's the magic dust...

I asked my son what his lollipop tatsed like and he said 'Strawberries and boogers but the good kind of boogers". I'm still trying to figure out what a good booger is.

I remember my nephew sleepwalked but woke himself up when he pee' d on a lamp

insomnia65 said:

I remember my nephew sleepwalked but woke himself up when he pee' d on a lamp

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Sleep walking is real.

Witnesses have seen my birthday suit while sleepwalking.

I have awakened to the business end of a firearm more than once.

Just for the tie in my wife likes to tell a story of my christening her wardrobe during the early stages of our relationship.

It is hard to acknowledge acts you have no knowledge of.

My daughter dealing with death…