Keep your ass safe Colorado

Thanks for the head up. I live in CO. I won't let my kids go out alone. Stay safe everyone.
 
"While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls."

He didn't even get one round off?

The writing is almost as good as The Onion.
Silly bastards
 
But wait, there's more!
 
But wait, there's more!
Going down on a mermaid doesn't sound so bad, but the title didn't mention the mermen. I'm just trading one fish for another.

“He described in graphic detail how he was forced to perform oral sex on the fish-like genitals of these aquatic creatures, not only onto the women but also onto the men,”
 
This isn't funny stuff guys. I live in the mountains, and was taking the trash out the other day, and I was actually raped by a sneaky mountain lion. And let me tell ya, he wasn't very gentle. I've been too ashamed to tell anyone until now.
 
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