Just curious, why y'ayall eat dicks instead of sucking them?

Hello dudes,

I am personally not a fan of eating. It's unhealthy and unnecesaary, so I simply can't understand why people will keep on eating dick instead of sucking it.

Semens have a higher absorbtion. Less salt more high. Not at all unhealthy. Eating dicks on the other hand fks up your lungs.

Is it because of laziness to infuse oil or because of the immediate effect? Or are you just used to eating and never consideres sucking?

Or are you afraid of having too much fun?
I mean, with time you gain experience with technique as well.

Sorry if this sounds like blabber don't mean it like that.

LOL

For me its about becoming one with the dick.

When I dominate it and eat it, its like It is part of me forever, like little jeffy dahmer taught us.

Then when I poop it out,
Im all like "yeah motherfucker, what!"

Sucking can aggravate ones TMJ

Just saying....

Have you tried eating a bag of dicks?


I mean cum on!!

SH420

Dix last a lot longer when you suck them. Eating them is great, but it's over so quickly. Completely different experience. Either way, you should become quite popular among your friends...

This reminds me of a buddy I had.
We would both get a candy bar and I would eat mine like a good boy,
He would lick his like an asshole so it lasted forever and all I could do is wish I had licked mine.

Eating them will cause re-dick you less Ness for that Ness person anyhow yimv

Sucking them gives me a sore throat
And a stiff neck.
Im all heart man. I mean I really put some shoulder in it.

Because it gets hard to resist.

Who's hungry?


"Guo Li Zhuang is a restaurant brand that specializes in dishes prepared from the genitals of male animals from a wide variety of species such as horses, oxen, donkeys, dogs, deer, goats, sheep, and snakes". Mmmmmmm.

WeedFreak78 said:

Who's hungry?

"Guo Li Zhuang is a restaurant brand that specializes in dishes prepared from the genitals of male animals from a wide variety of species such as horses, oxen, donkeys, dogs, deer, goats, sheep, and snakes". Mmmmmmm.

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That thing still has the root attached.

Do you just suck all of that delicious cheese dust off a Cheeto before you crunch into it? Hell no.
It's the exact same thing.
Every single time I fill my mouth with a nice hard diiii.........Cheeto, I crunch into it. Usually to follow it up with several more back to back. Sometimes if I'm feeling a bit crazy I'll put as many diiiii.......Cheetos into my mouth as I can hit in there. Just to test the limits you know?

MonkeyGrinder said:

Do you just suck all of that delicious cheese dust off a Cheeto before you crunch into it? Hell no.
It's the exact same thing.
Every single time I fill my mouth with a nice hard diiii.........Cheeto, I crunch into it. Usually to follow it up with several more back to back. Sometimes if I'm feeling a bit crazy I'll put as many diiiii.......Cheetos into my mouth as I can hit in there. Just to test the limits you know?

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I always lick my fingers afterwards

SH420

shrxhky420 said:

I always lick my fingers afterwards

SH420

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I suck my fingers then shove them right back in the bag.
Don't tell

charface said:

That thing still has the root attached.

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That's the tastiest part. They rip the penises off the animals instead of cleanly cutting them. More authentic that way...

I vape.

I always wondered how many licks to get to the center. Try as I may I could never get very far without swallowing it whole.
We Catholics were taught to savor our salamis. Not to seem so greedy and such. But I was taught by priests. And they were such ravenous mother fuckers.

When you sit down to have a bowl of soup, are you just going to slam/down the whole bowl? NO! You’re gonna slurp it up spoon by spoon. Slurping or sucking it up through a straw(for whatever reason, maybe your jaw was wired shut... from all those dicks) when it’s all said and done you’re going to say you “ate” a bowl of soup.

Just in case any of you aren’t following along, I’m talking about eating dix! When it’s all said and done, if you suck it or slurp it, you’re still eating dix!


And that’s all’s I have to say about that.