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So I'm high and reading Mitch Hedburg and laughing my ass off lets here some more..



See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this!" "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."
-Mitch Hedburg

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
-Mitch Hedberg

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
-Steven Wright

d.s.m. said:

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
-Mitch Hedberg

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
-Steven Wright

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Haha I like the last one