It's out there! Beware, a puma is on the tear!

BigJoint7

Active Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #1

Hey guys!!!! I know you have all probably heard by now, But there is a group of black pumas coming down from the mountains and snatching the local kids! Beware you have been warned, that's what happens when we forget about the black puma's!

There taking advantage of the bear's getting all the limelight, crafty little pumas!!........


Here is a picture a sick twisted puma forced his victim to take the morning after!

 

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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Apr 22, 2012

• #2

Pffff. Bears rule. cn

 

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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #3

I'm confused. Pumas/Cougars/Mountain lions/'panthers' are never or very rarely melanistic. Leopards and jaguars (otherwise known as 'black panthers') like the one pictured are, however. Did they escape from a zoo or something?

 

BigJoint7

Active Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #4

No i am sure that they came from the mountains, there home was featured on MTVs Cribs.......No zoos about here apart from the bars on the weekend.

 

BigJoint7

Active Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #5

cannabineer said:

Pffff. Bears rule. cn

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Yeah they have added human to there diet how cool is that!

 

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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #6

Are you talking about humans?? I know a whole lot less about those creatures

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Apr 22, 2012

• #7

Kuroi, I suspect someone is having a bit of fun. That photo looks just a bit cozy to have been taken by someone who wasn't on a friendly basis with Mr. Inkypaws there. Also, I'd like to take a moment to direct attention to any tales of bears snatching kids to the likely culprits, who also travel in packs. cn

 

BigJoint7

Active Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #8

xKuroiTaimax said:

Are you talking about humans?? I know a whole lot less about those creatures

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Kuroitaimax have you ever been touched by anyone, or were you brought up in the wild

 

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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #9

I am picky about who touches me. Those who attempt to pet me either lose limbs or I am forever all over them. The trick is to get the first scratch behind the ear perfect.

I suppose a shitty apartment block counts as the wild. But I am happier in the woods or the bush.

Thanks for clarifying, Neer Neer. I love the buttons and I am pretty sure that is a melanistic leopard and you don't really get those over there.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Apr 22, 2012

• #10

It was your post about melanistic Felis concolor that got me ta' thinkin', Kuroi. I went on the Internet, and I found this. (J. Clarkson voice) cn

<edit> Pic is of a jaguar, which explains the long face. He wants some MEAT.
[video=youtube;P3AAdkfiamU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3AAdkfiamU[/video]

 

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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #11

Good work Neer Neer. I was debating which of the two it was. Not seeing the entire body's proportions and looking at it on my phone didn't help... But I've never seen a black cougar. Black tigers are apparently more heard of. I'd love to see one. I've seen a golden tabby tiger in person and it was stunning

Creature Comforts is awesome. But now, steak is on my mind.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Apr 22, 2012

• #12

There are thousands of Black cougars in LA ... lol cn

 

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #13

BigJoint7 said:

Hey guys!!!! I know you have all probably heard by now, But there is a group of black pumas coming down from the mountains and snatching the local kids! Beware you have been warned, that's what happens when we forget about the black puma's!

There taking advantage of the bear's getting all the limelight, crafty little pumas!!........


Here is a picture a sick twisted puma forced his victim to take the morning after!

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Ummm I don't think that picture is a puma dude.

 

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minnesmoker

Well-Known Member

• Apr 22, 2012

• #14

xKuroiTaimax said:

Good work Neer Neer. I was debating which of the two it was. Not seeing the entire body's proportions and looking at it on my phone didn't help... But I've never seen a black cougar. Black tigers are apparently more heard of. I'd love to see one. I've seen a golden tabby tiger in person and it was stunning

Creature Comforts is awesome. But now, steak is on my mind.

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I have one of those as a neighbor ... Black Cougar, she seems to be a bit feisty, definitely on the prowl.

When I lived in central Florida, I took the back roads home a few times, pulled over in a swampish area to relieve myself. I heard something in the bushes, flashed a flashlight into the bushes and saw a black panther... I freaked out and bailed... I like cougars, of the two legged kind.

 

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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member

• Apr 23, 2012

• #15

Ah, you ARE talking about humans.
Then my knowledge hereon in is useless.

 

BigJoint7

Active Member

• Apr 24, 2012

• #16

It was a joke just checked my posts and found this thread LOL so baked i cant even remember posting it!