is this a joke?

so today i went to check out the children...i have been having questions about rolly pollys and thought they were no big deal, but one plant begs to differ..please look and provide information on how to fix?
the second picture is of the possible suspect

looks lioke your soil is too compact.. the roots are suffering. do you leave it outside cus the cold can do that to you need to change soil to pro mix or even better coco

that bug doesnt seem like it could be the problem?

def not that bug... you have poor aeration in your soil and are probably overwatering on top of that.
that plant's roots cant breathe

by the way its ff ocean grow and bat guano, but until i get a response(which could take a while i understand you are all busy) I moved it into another pot, put some mycorrhizae with bt in it and watered...yes they are outdoors

scratch the poor aeration, i see a decent amount of perlite in there... but it looks that way when its either over or under watered

and seeing that your soil is wet id bet its over watered

the main stem feels very weak too before i transplanted...like it was swaying.what do i do to correct this problem

roly polys crawl up in my soil, they are attracted to the guano i think haha.. but they arent a problem

Poor drainage from the pot, make sure nothing is blocking the holes from the bottom of the pot. that will cause the bottom soil mix of the pot become soggy and stagnant if you continually add water and not realize it that will magnify the problem. perfect conditions for root rot...

or if your letting the soil dry out completly dry that will do it too, but as soon as you water they will spout back up withn a hour so its probably not that...

i think someone pished in ya plant dude!!!!

looks like a plant thats to hot