Is It Wrong To Slap Her If She Likes It??

That's the bestest answer.

The lil boy/girl is far creepier than the lamb and not nearly as sexy.

mellokitty said:

or maybe this cute:
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is that you Justin?

Wutup rowlman I ain't seen u in a whole minute homie, And it ain't too outnof the ordinary to get alil kinky n shit wit your chick, jus know the boundaries, like give her black eyes n shit lol, had to put my opinion, keep it live, and adventurous... My chick luv it

mellokitty said:

the one eyed pirate -- when you pull out, come in her eye, and kick her in one shin so she's hopping around in captain morgan stance saying "arrrrrgh"

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You just climbed 10 spots in my Friend rankings.........lol. Dirty, dirty Kitty....awesome.

Jelly Donut: When you have sex with a girl, cum in face then punch her nose so it bleeds.... a jelly donut.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jelly-donut

mellokitty said:

i once had a guy lick his own offa me.... i was too creeped out for words.....

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Why? did you feel like he was taking what was yours? lol.

mellokitty said:

i once had a guy lick his own offa me.... i was too creeped out for words.....

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OH GOD thats our job!

Dirty, dirty girls...........sa-weet !!

Makes me wanna assert my dominance over other males.....argh.....

Why not slap her silly with you dick?

newworldicon said:

Why? did you feel like he was taking what was yours? lol.

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well, *duh*.... howz a girl supposed to moisturise...?

Tried it once with my ex, I think she was shocked i hit her that hard, and I was freaked out I hurt her, but it was still some amazing sex!

TigerClock said:

Why not slap her silly with you dick?

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It's to small....

scooby doo and the case of the missing boobs.....

mellokitty said:

scooby doo and the case of the missing boobs.....

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Working on that.

micro-penises are funny looking.

see4.... you're always talkin' about your micropenis and it makes me think "the lady doth protest too much"..... i bet you're carrying a 1000w hps in there you just don't want us all to know lol ..... don't mess wi a girls' shlongdar....

mellokitty said:

the one eyed pirate -- when you pull out, come in her eye, and kick her in one shin so she's hopping around in captain morgan stance saying "arrrrrgh"

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^^this^^ is possibly the most 'likes' ive gotten on one post?! y'all are *twisted*....

Life takes a certain amount of twist.

Life also nuts in your eye and kicks you in the shin. Apparently.