International Talk like a Pirate Day

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Johnnyorganic

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Ahoy Mateys!

Avast! Today is International Talk like a Pirate Day!

Shiver me timbers. Get your pirate on.

Arrrgh!
 

Johnnyorganic

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Ahoy there! A fellow privateer on the starboard bow!

Aye, let’s splice the mainbrace.

I raise my mug o' grog in yer general direction.
 

bongedman929

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Argh thar she sings a new song fo' ye pirate mates, 99 joints of mj on the wall, 999 joints of mj, take a hit pass it around, 98 jionts of mj on the wall.
 
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Benassi

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99, then 999, then 98... I'm confused. How many joints?!...
 

Johnnyorganic

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Top ten pirate pickup lines

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.

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