injecting marijuana

has any one ever injected anything into there plant via a hipodermic needle ive been thinkin off this for a while // i heard that if u inject milk into a pumpkin it will grow huge would the same happen for marijuana

Well i don't know, how about you try it and let us know how it goes..

my plants are way to small to inject yet // i need to get a hypodermic needle first lol

I wish you would try this and let us know what happened with that. As I am also VERY interested in marijuana additives, steroids, extracts, etc.

If anyone knows anything, any sort of additive at all, please let us know, and be sure to elaborate a little on how the additive is used and what it does. Thanks yall! Ya boy purp

sounds odd to risky, i don't like injections nor does my plants but if it works, well cool

well yeah man looking forward on how it goes for u hit us up with the big scoop

The issue with injection is that plant cells and "veins" are not very flexible and will burst with the drastic increase in pressure, cellulose simply can't take that. Also, if ANY air got in there an embolism would form and kill your plant. I have been using JSTOR for some time to do research on plant physiology and in NO scientific study has injection EVER been used. Seriously, I have read over 500 studies on plant physiology. With the extreme permeability of roots to almost any substance (and I mean ANY) it is simply not worth introducing deadly bacteria, viruses, and air into the stems. I wouldn't try it, especially since I just bought Dutchmaster Penetrator and that shit really works!

Excellent post northerntights ...

Not to mention that as soon as the plants get used to the injections they build up a resistance to the "dope" and require ever more. At that point, one would notice his/her VCR and CD players missing.

Vi

ViRedd said:

Excellent post northerntights ...

Not to mention that as soon as the plants get used to the injections they build up a resistance to the "dope" and require ever more. At that point, one would notice his/her VCR and CD players missing.

Vi

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lol. no harm in experimenting though. id love to see someone to a controlled experiment.

I injected a mouse with water once, using a syringe. It died. Tried it with a sparrow once also. It died too. That's around the time I decided I probably wasn't going to end up as a doctor.

Bongulator said:

I injected a mouse with water once, using a syringe. It died. Tried it with a sparrow once also. It died too. That's around the time I decided I probably wasn't going to end up as a doctor.

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jesus christ! what made you want to do this???

They were injured and dying, and I was a kid with a syringe I'd found. I thought it might help the critters, because that's what I'd seen doctors do on TV to people and people got better. I didn't know *what* the doctors were injecting people with, so I tried the most harmless thing I could, water. Took me two tries to realize that doctors were smarter than me.

But to be fair, I'm not so bad with syringes as an adult. I have a diabetic cat and she gets two shots of insulin a day, and she's doing great.

oh thats ok then. i thought you were just doing it for fun or somthing.

That's fucked up bongulator, especially the sparrow, FUCKED UP. Wiat, how young were you??

Bongulator said:

I injected a mouse with water once, using a syringe. It died. Tried it with a sparrow once also. It died too. That's around the time I decided I probably wasn't going to end up as a doctor.

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Thats one of the funniest things that i have heard in the most messed up way. lol

That's not funny at all, it's hella weak, no matter what age.

its funny. i havent laughed so hard in a long time reading it first.

i once injected a slug with salt water thats good shit

I was four years old, the summer Neil Armstrong landed on the moon. Pretty smart for a four-year-old, really, to have figured out that much stuff without having ever been to school. They were dying. A feral farm cat had torn up the mouse, and the sparrow had hit a window and broken its back. I couldn't just sit there and watch them die without trying to do anything for them, so I did what I thought might help. I guess I probably should have just snapped their necks (mouse's neck might already have been broken by the cat, dunno). That would have ended their pain, but I wasn't *that* smart. Still, I think the water sped them on their way, so in that way, they probably suffered a little less.

You must mostly be cityfolk. I'm cityfolk too, now, but I grew up rural, so I'm not squeamish about stuff. We killed and ate a lot of different animals. I remember when I was three, my dad took me out back with a small axe. He got a chicken and showed me how to hold its head on a stump, then handed me the axe and told me to chop its head off, because that was our dinner. Well, I wanted to please, so I chopped it off, clean, one stroke. But what happened NEXT totally freaked me out. The headless chicken ran forward about ten feet, convulsing and squirting blood out of its neck, spun around in a circle twice, then collapsed to the ground, pulsed out a couple more jets of blood, then FINALLY died. Now *that* was gruesome. But...you do get used to it. It's natural; we're at the top of the food chain, and if you can't face the reality of where that grocery store meat comes from, you probably shouldn't be eating it.

if you can't face the reality of where that grocery store meat comes from, you probably shouldn't be eating it.

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truest concept ever.