I'm thinking of starting an OnlyFans

neosapien

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You're going to have to shave for OnlyFans... it makes the grapes look bigger.
Actually, all the pros know that you shave it at just the base of the shaft only so as to add an extra faux inch. An optical penile illusion . I'm going to take it easy on you beings that that's not your forte. But my junk is too sensitive for all of that anyways so it's like the Amazon down there.
 

Laughing Grass

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Actually, all the pros know that you shave it at just the base of the shaft only so as to add an extra faux inch. An optical penile illusion . I'm going to take it easy on you beings that that's not your forte. But my junk is too sensitive for all of that anyways so it's like the Amazon down there.
I wouldn't shave... I have faith in you, most men are wimps. ;)

 

Lenin1917

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Actually, all the pros know that you shave it at just the base of the shaft only so as to add an extra faux inch. An optical penile illusion . I'm going to take it easy on you beings that that's not your forte. But my junk is too sensitive for all of that anyways so it's like the Amazon down there.
the manscaped lawnmower is actually as good as it’s silly ass ads claim.
 

Lenin1917

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If it’s anything like the giant fat colas you grow. Spare us all the laugh please.
You must have me confused with someone else. My plants are pretty, but at day 36 hardly anything with what I’d call a fat cola, for sure topped a few a few to many times though
 
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