I'm taking my 14 year old niece for a tattoo

i've an idea clayton..get your stripper girlfriends to show her their tats, maybe she'll see something she likes.

joe macclennan said:

i've an idea clayton..get your stripper girlfriends to show her their tats, maybe she'll see something she likes.

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That's not a bad idea Joe. The problem is that I don;t want her to meet them because she already wants to be a "dancer" and I don;t want her to be so awestruck that she runs away to do it when her lame folks won;t let her. She has danced for me several times to show me she can do it. I'm trying to steer her clear of that lifestyle.

Wow you got some balls even thinking about going against her parents wishes. I know if you were my brother or any other adult for that matter. You would hurt every time I saw you and I would come looking.

Your hella funny fucker!!

stumps said:

Wow you got some balls even thinking about going against her parents wishes. I know if you were my brother or any other adult for that matter. You would hurt every time I saw you and I would come looking.

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Soooo, are you looking for me?

yeah. not standard behaviour for someone in loco parenthesis

lmao get her belly button pierced while you're at it.

If someone took my kid to get a tattoo and I was against it, I'd press charges and never see you again. Fortunately I don't have any kids and there's no one trashy enough in my family to take my non-existent kids to do something so permanent that they knew I wouldn't want. Get your own life and your own kids to spoil. Stop bothering people, what a nuisance.

You idiots are complaining about spamming a troll post, you guys are the best..

smokinafatty said:

lmao get her belly button pierced while you're at it.

If someone took my kid to get a tattoo and I was against it, I'd press charges and never see you again. Fortunately I don't have any kids and there's no one trashy enough in my family to take my non-existent kids to do something so permanent that they knew I wouldn't want. Get your own life and your own kids to spoil. Stop bothering people, what a nuisance.

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All I can picture is the dude in your avi saying this shit lmfao...


Anyway, clayton wins.

ClaytonBigsby said:

My sister's daughter has been having a rough spell with her mom. She has been sneaking out at night, dating older guys, drinking, and I know she smokes bud. We were all that age, and most of us did those things too. They fight like wildcats, but the niece and I have always had a really good relationship. She wants a tattoo really bad, and of course her folks said no way in hell. I figure if I stay on her good side, I can help her navigate her wild years and try to steer her clear of the really bad things. I told her I have to approve of the tattoo since I am going to act like her dad. What do you think she should get, or not; you know, age appropriate?

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14 y/o and wildcat? I'd have an ILS landing system tatooed on her back! So the pilot's know where to park it.

ClaytonBigsby said:

Soooo, are you looking for me?

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Everybody's lookin' for you babe

I hear butthole tats are all the rage now.

thecoolman said:

If she was my daughter and you did that i would sue you and kick your ass
The only question is which one first...

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lol, really sue? what are you 10 but if it where my daughter 14 year old daughter I'd beat the living shit out of him. and she wouldn't be sneaking out fucking older guys either which is exactly whats happening she aint just dating its some sad shit but I've seen plenty of straight up 12 year old hoes and you always hear about them fucking 18 year olds and shit. I'd beat the shit out of my daughter for fucking around at that age them bitches just grow up to be druggy whores and getting her a tattoo damn sure aint gonna solve it she's a fucking kid still teach her how to grow weed so she will do something with her life not be a fuckin junkie whore she'll be too caught up with growing to fuck around some punk ass kids going nowhere.

TigerClock said:

I hear butthole tats are all the rage now.

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just be sure to get her asshole bleached first. LMAO, that just sounds so fucked up but makes you wonder what a bleached asshole actually looks like.

bluntmassa1 said:

lol, really sue? what are you 10 but if it where my daughter 14 year old daughter I'd beat the living shit out of him. and she wouldn't be sneaking out fucking older guys either which is exactly whats happening she aint just dating its some sad shit but I've seen plenty of straight up 12 year old hoes and you always hear about them fucking 18 year olds and shit. I'd beat the shit out of my daughter for fucking around at that age them bitches just grow up to be druggy whores and getting her a tattoo damn sure aint gonna solve it she's a fucking kid still teach her how to grow weed so she will do something with her life not be a fuckin junkie whore she'll be too caught up with growing to fuck around some punk ass kids going nowhere.

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Yes because beating the shit out of your daughter will set her on the path to a good life. At least OP Is trolling..

i really don't understand this whole trolling thing. what exactly do you get out of it..? i mean seriously dude take a step back and look at yourself...you are a grown man writing up fake stories on the internet for what purpose? to read the reactions of other grown men who think you're being serious about the absurd topic you've created?

sounds pretty gay to me..i don't think i'll ever understand.

Subsctied to this one. I always bring shit up at the bars like "read this shit"

lol just read this whole shit and by far the funniest part of the troll is the part where the dude who fucks the Chick with
a dick comes in judging ppl. woh woh woh. so friggen funny. when ur having sex with a tranny i would tread ever so lightly
when i say anything. cuz lets face it.... u suck ur girls dick.... nothing more demeaning then that sentence right there.

More on topic. clayon im 95% this is troll. but if it wasnt. if this neice was a a nephew same age there would be no pedo talk
it would b a boy being boys convo. goddamn female/male roles lol Loqacious knows what im talking bout.

Bombur said:

Yes because beating the shit out of your daughter will set her on the path to a good life. At least OP Is trolling..

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better then having a whore for a daughter isn't it? what are you gonna do let your kid sneak out fuck dudes and just buy her birth control? now I wouldn't give my kid broken bones and shit but I'm not gonna do nothing.

If she's that head strong, she will find a way to get a tat.
I would try to get her to change her mind, perhaps a talk with one of the retired 'Dancers" women down on E.14th would help.

My best friend's brother was a tattoo artist (when i was 15) Both Dave and myself were jazzed about getting "Inked" I had mentioned it to Dad that we could get free Tats from Danny.
Dad never said I couldn't get one, (he knew he couldn't beat me into submission, been there done that) even tho in Australia you had to be 18, Instead he just said, "you know with a tat it just makes it easier for the cops to 'ID' you....." I was surprised he let me make the decision. Recent run ins/aways with the law helped his point.

40 years later, seems everyone has one....

Whatever you decide, do it with love. jmo