im paranoid someone tell me somthing to make me feel better am i going to jail?

I literally laughed out loud! best thread ever, +rep for giving me such a good laugh

Yep. Great thread to stumble onto right after a good vape. I almost died laughing at times. Thanks for this. =]

This is very similar to another recent helicopter thread. A guy trashed his grow after a helicopter "hovered 20ft from his window". I think this is a sign that we are certainly producing some great smoke. Cheers.

hydrocropper420 said:

and what the hell is the whole second half of the post about? whats the relevence to your story?

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there is a degree of truth in it im not m night shyamalan there were helis flying by which is unusual i live in the country and i do have a buddy that is a computer tech that i talked with online the rest was bullshit, iv been growing for a little under six years in all that time if 3 sedlings are the most of my worries i need another hobby cuz im not getting anywhere with this one

no explanation needed when it worked so awesomely...bravo indeed

spex420 said:

there is a degree of truth in it im not m night shyamalan there were helis flying by which is unusual i live in the country and i do have a buddy that is a computer tech that i talked with online the rest was bullshit, iv been growing for a little under six years in all that time if 3 sedlings are the most of my worries i need another hobby cuz im not getting anywhere with this one

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well spex420.....I'll be sure to ignore all your post in the future....this would have been okay if you had posted this on April 1st but I consider this a serious web site to learn and share, not to trick people.

You wasted my time and efforts that could have been spent on something productive....goodbye and enjoy your life

troll........

spex420 said:

thanks guys for making me feel better typically im not paranoid but that remote desktop thing got me a little freaked out he moved my mouse around my computer screen while i was sitting here cops are here are fuckin boy scouts i could seen them trying to pin me for conspiracy or attempt to distribute cuz i still have the bag the seeds came in whatever the legal term is, just to get their super trooper badge

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Buddy, I'm a certified network admin, and I HIGHLY recommend that you have that PC of yours checked out by a proffesional. In 5 min of having remote access to your PC I could do alot of damage, not to mention it would look like all my illegal activities on the web originated from your computer with the backdoor I just installed on it ....and by the way, if you're in a hard core state, they will weigh the dirt your plants are in also and add it in..

Indoor Sun King said:

well spex420.....I'll be sure to ignore all your post in the future....this would have been okay if you had posted this on April 1st but I consider this a serious web site to learn and share, not to trick people.

You wasted my time and efforts that could have been spent on something productive....goodbye and enjoy your life

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jesus smoke a bowl guy dont get your panties in a wad

you consider this a serious web site you do realize we grow weed here right? the happy relax laughing hippy drug?

i wasnt really trying to trick anyone my intentions were for people to see how idiotic it was think it was funny

Aww man ur fucked! Turn in your seedlings now to the station! Lol chill man just build a patato cannon and shoot the helis down lol

Somebody Needs to pick a new plot. The old helicopter flying by my window has gotten old. Try to be a little more creative, this is definitely a repeat. Must be a way to just increase your post count. Hush! Wait a minute! Shhhh! Damn! I think I hear a helicopter! I knew I shouldn't have brought that 4 pack of 100 watt daylight CFLs. Damn! That explains why the lady in the hoveround was following me around when I was at Home Depot. Then on the way home I kept seeing these people standing on the corners with signs, that's gotta be some elaborate surveillance shit they are working on me. Get this, when I got home, the cable company called and offered to perform a remote security check on my computer, wait a minute and you wont believe this, they said they were going to do it for FREE, you know they usually charge for everything. I remember it now, 6 months ago I found a seed in my friends car and thought I would try and grow it. I knew that shst was a setup, something kept telling me "don't pick the seed up" but I did. Wait! now get this, My friend told me that if he ever got in trouble he wasn't going down by his self. Dam, now I got to get rid of him right? Because if he disappears, then he won't be able to testify against me, right? Yeah now I'm using my noodle! My first grade teacher told me I was a smart little cookie. Damn after all these years, I still got it. I knew I should have finished school, but no I had had to drop out in the 4th grade, the teacher kept talking about giving us surprise test and then I remembered, my moms boyfriend always freaked out when he had to do a surprise test and they made me pee in a bottle. Who would want to have to deal with that shit every week. Damn, I'm probably gonna have get rid of that old lady in that damn hoveround too! Damn wtf was I thinking, I just put all think this shst on this this forum. Now I got to make you disappear too, because you read this, and I can't let you testify against me, Right? Watch your back, cause I ain't going down by myself.

Slowburnone said:

I spent some time living a couple of houses down from a fire brigade. Everytime i was stoned off my ass every single siren they had would go off. or so it seemed. eventually i gave up and occupied my self playing some board game with the kids.

Chill winston!!

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Lock, stock, and 2 smoking barrels!!

spex420 said:

i was just kidding bored at 4am with nothing else to do

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is there a way to lock a thread ?

this should of died days ago i hopes it not gonna be one of those things people drag on for the next 3 years

spex420 said:

is there a way to lock a thread ?

this should of died days ago i hopes it not gonna be one of those things people drag on for the next 3 years

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Aren't you the person who started this thread?

spex420 said:

is there a way to lock a thread ?

this should of died days ago i hopes it not gonna be one of those things people drag on for the next 3 years

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Buuuumppp.......

lol this is fucked up but funny

doniawon said:

Buuuumppp.......

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heard about that new helicopter camera? the ones that could see the chemical reaction of your germing seeds...yeah your going to jail buddy....

Imagine the public outrage that would ensue over copious amounts of our taxes that get spent to bust a person growing a small number of plants for personal use. no matter what state your in. Especially nowadays.

Don't be blatantly obvious. Like putting a paper bag over your beer in public. MOST of the time they'll leave you alone.

paranoia will destroy ya!