I'm aiming for butt secks tonight

Its my birffday and instead of having the Mrs's cook diner for me I'm making us big ass steaks on the grill with a loaded baked potato and a wedge salad(in hopes I can wedge my wiener in her ass) tonight


I'll keep yall updating on my ass play adventures.. err uh, I mean kitchen adventures

Nice rib eyes, remember tho, with a meal that big your blood goes to the belly not the willy

Singlemalt said:

Nice rib eyes, remember tho, with a meal that big your blood goes to the belly not the willy

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Dammit!!

Ya a big ass meal, and then doin it in the butt could end with a very stinky weanus

Maybe I should put it in first?

Hell yeah, it's your b-day, not hers

Check it

They're done! Take 'em off, need to be blood rare

Oh they're off, my streaks need to still have a pulse!

been using cooking as a leeway to sex for years now.

i've gotten really good at cooking at least.

better luck to you.

Niggs....

Gorgeous

Gary Goodson said:

Oh they're off, my streaks need to still have a pulse!

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Knock its horns off, wipe its ass, throw it on a plate.

And butt play before food. Explosive colon might not be good. Unless you like that kind of thing.

happy birthday guy who hates me for some unknow reason .... The steak looks nice id tenderize the fucker before grilling its ass ....... But that's me

happy b day again ....... Mines in June by the way 41

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foooooooooooood

i get hypnotized , you know when you get drawn in by a good looking plate of food ........ It fucking hypnotizes me like a zombie.

i am a slave to love ........ And dripping streaks !!

@mr sunshine did you notice the Cowboys chanclas?

Happy birthday man, good luck stabbing your wife's starfish.

@Singlemalt check this out brother