if you had to torture someone. HOW?
- Thread starter nuera59
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da07flopro
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Make them cut their eye out to get a key to a contraption I made with no degree or formal training; that you better believe works, because it does and if they dont cut their eye out ...SNAP trap goes off and best believe it worked... All because i want you to appreciate life.just a convasation i had with my bro today, had a good laugh comming up with ideas, sick i know hahaha
Cheese grate someones toes off! ahhhhhhh
im done
cbtwohundread
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sho0t em in the knee and chase em round the block.,.,lol
MurderAlley
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Make them cut their eye out to get a key to a contraption I made with no degree or formal training; that you better believe works, because it does and if they dont cut their eye out ...SNAP trap goes off and best believe it worked... All because i want you to appreciate life.
id give em the bloody eagle.......make two incisions in the back of their rib cage and pull their lungs thru so it looks kike they have wings..........or grow bamboo thru them.....wait what why are we talkin bout this???? lol
jakethetank
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Cut off their dick, and then stick them in a hooker house
The Warlord
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Torture? Heat, salt, and water are your friends.
xGanjaFarmer
Member
put a giant rat on somebodies stomach, put a steel bucket on top of the rat and heat. rat digs through person 
SaintSinner
Active Member
First I start with the ball ping hammer go threw and break each joint in the feet then the ankle and a good wack to the knees after that set some dry ice up on the breaks this does not help with the pain mind you its to cold and causes more pain and skin burns were ever it touches while they are dealing with that slowly insert 10 penny nails under their finger nails then heat the ends of the nails with a torch not to hot but hot nuff wo cause some real pain and proceed to break each nuckle in ther hands with the hammer when they think im done is when the real fun starts I will proceed to skin them in one inch intervals feeding it to there pets while they watch till I feel they have paid they Ill take the torch and burn every were the flesh was taken ..................till next time enjoy..and this is only if i didnt decide to perform some form of experimental surgery 
robert 14617
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I had this discussion once in Religious Education at school once to piss the teacher off......me and a few mates came up with the idea for pedophiles and rapists too:
cut there finger tips off with a blunt saw bit by bit until it got to there knuckles and dip them in Vinegar and then cheese grate there knob and give it the vinegar treatment too, then sit all there close family in front of them and pour petrol all over them and tease the peado by lighting up a big fat one then stick there feet into a blender cut there eye lids off so they had to watch it all, then whack the shit out of them with a bull whip then nail em to a cross then start amputating other limbs with the rust saw then cut there dick and balls off and force them to eat it then set fire to them to watch them burn alive and scream like the dirty fuckers they are.
You could say im sick but I think they should leave me in charge of world justice, suffice to say my teacher wasn't too impressed!
cut there finger tips off with a blunt saw bit by bit until it got to there knuckles and dip them in Vinegar and then cheese grate there knob and give it the vinegar treatment too, then sit all there close family in front of them and pour petrol all over them and tease the peado by lighting up a big fat one then stick there feet into a blender cut there eye lids off so they had to watch it all, then whack the shit out of them with a bull whip then nail em to a cross then start amputating other limbs with the rust saw then cut there dick and balls off and force them to eat it then set fire to them to watch them burn alive and scream like the dirty fuckers they are.
You could say im sick but I think they should leave me in charge of world justice, suffice to say my teacher wasn't too impressed!
nuera59
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hahahahaha great detail there sinner, wouldnt want to get on the wrong side of you bro!!
xganjafarmer lol im sure ive seen that in 2 fast 2 furious! still it would hurt!
buried alive is good, or bad if you had to dig the hole.
hammer and chisel there fingers and toes off!
xganjafarmer lol im sure ive seen that in 2 fast 2 furious! still it would hurt!
buried alive is good, or bad if you had to dig the hole.
hammer and chisel there fingers and toes off!
ExistentialToker
Active Member
fuck em witha aids dick
I would break them socially... make them do fucked up shit that their are all weirded out and anxious about or something.. idk ...
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
I'm trying to lure evil into my world
I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade
Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first
Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding
Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
Cuz people out there, think they don't deserve this
Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance
I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat," and then I stroll in
With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his (colon?)
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody
Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
Now what y'all talking about!?
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to!
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes
Cuz it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some are still living
But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun
They can't run, so they both mad fun
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there!"
But I left a head sitting on the living room chair
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck
A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman
But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again
icp-to catch a predator.
I would break them socially... make them do fucked up shit that their are all weirded out and anxious about or something.. idk ...
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
I'm trying to lure evil into my world
I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade
Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first
Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding
Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
Cuz people out there, think they don't deserve this
Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance
I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat," and then I stroll in
With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his (colon?)
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody
Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
Now what y'all talking about!?
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to!
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes
Cuz it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some are still living
But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun
They can't run, so they both mad fun
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there!"
But I left a head sitting on the living room chair
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck
A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman
But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again
icp-to catch a predator.
xGanjaFarmer
Member
that's it! i was trying to think of which movie that was from.. still wouldn't want it to happen to me
RaymondStone
Well-Known Member
Pour pepper extract in their eyes.