I was so high that I...

I am so high right now I'm making a ridiculous thread for people to talk about being high and doing funny high person stuff.


plz start your post with I was so high

I was so high I made a jello burger, and ate the whole thing.

i'm so high that I woke up from a nap at 8 and thought it was AM and got ready again for school


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Haha, great thread

lol ^^
keep it alive, I know we all do ridiculous things when we're stoned

i was soo high i fainted,that ever happened to anybody?

like when your ears get clogged and starts to ring,then blackout,ten seconds later youre on the floor like wtf???

I was so high that I. . . Was pulled over for doing 30 on a 55 mph highway. . .

that shit happened to me back in the day,i was in highschool smoking that chocolate thai in the new york heatwave'll do it to you

i was so high that my friend was pushing my car so i didnt wake up his dad and i went down a hill tapping the breaks and forgot to turn on the lights and ran over a lamp post haha then thru the car in reverse and got outta there they didnt notice the lamp for 3 days lol(first day i got my license) 2 and a half years ago

i was so high i slept all day. got to my tree stand 2 hr before daylight smoked half a joint when i woke up it was still dark. i thought i just drifted off for a little while after waiting 1 hr. i thought damn it should be light by now found my watch in my backpack and needless to say it was night time

im do rey me a posltle la te doh.,.,.fe fi foe.,.,smoke a whole 0.,.,born on the sun raised on the sea bed.,.,wings like a bird gills of a fish.,.,i come with shit and i come with piss.,.,im riding a sho0ting star so make a wish.,.,i wish that all man would dread up and evil man dead up.,.,

haha nonsense. theres some funny shit here tho

I was so high one time I was scared to breathe into the AC vent because I thought I might get carbon monoxide poisoning.

MexicanWarlord420 said:

I was so high one time I was scared to breathe into the AC vent because I thought I might get carbon monoxide poisoning.

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nah you woulda just gotten pneumonia and died,no biggie

I was so high last night that i ended up puking in front of my pals. LOL Epic Fail.

nikk said:

i was soo high i fainted,that ever happened to anybody?

like when your ears get clogged and starts to ring,then blackout,ten seconds later youre on the floor like wtf???

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probably from ghosting a hit lol

i was so high i txt my dad and told him my $210 bong broke =o

oh the first time i got high i was so high i looked in the oven when the microwave beeped

xXAfghanKushXx said:

probably from ghosting a hit lol

i was so high i txt my dad and told him my $210 bong broke =o

oh the first time i got high i was so high i looked in the oven when the microwave beeped

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hell yeah,back then muhfukkas used to be like "lets play chicago,we get in a cypher and take a pull,dont exhale until you get the blunt back"but shit they be like 5 head on that muhfukka,all that lack of oxygen almost killed my ass

so high at a friends house. after i took a shit in his bathroom i grabbed for some air freshener ontop of the toilet and ended up covering the fools wall and ceiling with blue shaving gel. who puts shaving get ontop of the toilet honestly. and shaving gel that shoots out like sillly string.

I'm so high that last night was friday but todays newspaper says its monday

I was so high i was vaporizing by my self 2 bowls deep then i started to think the hose was heating up too much an checked the affect's of rubber's being heated an said DEADLY then realized that it was a latex hose