I took a picture of a ufo
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Dr.Pecker
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I seen a ufo up close and ran into a bar/bowling ally and told my friends about ten people. They all laughed at me and asked what drugs I was on. Just a bunch of drunk stupid a holes that I don't hang out with anymore.
Dr.Pecker
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If you could 3d print weed then you have something.
tyler.durden
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Poe gets me all the time, especially in T&T...
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I am so tired of the hypnopompic/hypnogogic explanation
WeedFreak78
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I had a reoccurring incident when i was younger where i would be woken up out of a dead sleep and there were 4 "ghostly" looking beings standing around my bed. i couldn't move or talk. I don't actually remember them doing anything to me, one time i remember some type of instrument that was scanned over me. It happened 3 distinct times that i remember, all between the ages of 12-16. I stopped telling people bout it years ago, one DR. thought it could have been "night terrors"..IDK. I chalk it up to a bad series of dreams..but that shit was real to me.
Oh and i think my house is haunted..multiple people have told me they have heard someone call out their name in my house, including me multiple times over the years. The craziest was my aunt who came to the house for the first time since we moved in 20 yrs ago..she distinctly heard someone say.."hey mary lou!" while she was lying in bed.
Oh and i think my house is haunted..multiple people have told me they have heard someone call out their name in my house, including me multiple times over the years. The craziest was my aunt who came to the house for the first time since we moved in 20 yrs ago..she distinctly heard someone say.."hey mary lou!" while she was lying in bed.
abe supercro
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I believe the first half, but don't imply someone paid to poke that.
An empty wallet to accompany your sanchez stache is more believable.
An empty wallet to accompany your sanchez stache is more believable.
Dr.Pecker
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I looked all over internet for about ten years. I couldn't find anything like the one I seen up close. It was really scary, it chased me, read my mind, It knew I was alone and couldn't do anything. This is a copy and paste of what I wrote about it. A friend of mine drew a picture of a strange boomerang shaped craft. He said"it was like something strait out of starwars. it flew overhead and spotlighted him with a blue light. He said it was only going about ten mph and he had three witnesses. I was talking about it to another fella at work someone stops me and says they seen one. He describes it a little and i drew a picture. this guy seen the same thing as my friend, only this one was not moving just sitting still hovering! I have met two other people that seen the same craft one was ten years earlier. I was thinking I would like to see one. All I ever see is strange lights off in the distance and could never make them out although they had erratic flight patterns. One day I'm meeting some friends at the bar so I'm driving along and see a bright light out the drivers side window. I think its a helicopter no big deal then it spotlights me with a real bright blinding light. I look around and see nobody on the road no traffic at all what so ever. I roll the window down and guess what..... no noise at all I slam the breaks the craft hits its breaks I speed up it speeds up It didnt lag at all it matched my speed exactly. At that point I knew something was up. it was almost like it was tethered to my car and it was doing exactly what i was doing at the same time. it maintained this distance of about 50ft and then it moved infront of my car and was flying sideways in front of me as im going down the road and flew over the top of the bar/bowling ally ten feet above the building max no noise at all. as it flew by I was able to see the back of the ship I would say ten feet tall fifteen feet wide and thirty feet long. It looked like it was put together in triangular panels. And it was delta shaped. I looked around the parking lot and ran in the building to find someone anyone and everyone laughed at me all drunk and nobody even checked. This was not a drone It was before drones became big. If it was top secret why did it fallow me for 5 miles, 50 feet away, treetop level, right on the edge of the road?why did it toy with me as I hit the breaks and sped up? Why did it fly ten feet above a public building and let me see it? Oh ya 30 feet long ten feet tall fifteen feet wide. NO PROPULSION SYSTEM THAT I COULD SEE?Top secret my ass! I seen something up close 50 feet away max. it was large and metallic looking with very large rivets or at least appeared to be rivets in the back Im assuming it was the back. It looked like it was put together from triangular panels. It had wings but they were very small maybe 2ft around the edges. . It looked like two spoons put together but flat in the back red light in the back super bright spotlights in the front. the top and bottom had a rounded very smooth look. it was a delta or wedge shape. Flying anywhere from 80 to 5 mph It was matching my speed perfectly. I felt like it was reading my mind. It flew dead center over the place that I was going like it knew whare I was going. Why would it fly sideways in front of my car as i'm going down the road? No noise no propulsion that I could see. Not a helicopter ,airplane or hot air balloon. It was about 30 feet long and 15 feet wide wing to wing and looked heavy. I don't really know shit about physics but I would think you would hear something out of it not dead silence.
TizzyLizzy
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Right right
TizzyLizzy
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Wowow
TizzyLizzy
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Must not have been that good.
Singlemalt
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Don't bother with a DNA test, we know silicon is readily available and prolly gov't paid for in Canada. Plus she didn't kill you
TizzyLizzy
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No, I want a replicator! Jeez hurry up technology
TizzyLizzy
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Tehee yes
reddan1981
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Dr pecker, I absolutely believe you are sincere in your belief. I also used to share your same view, verifying it to myself by saying,'there MUST be aliens, with all the millions of planets, we would be ignorantly stupid to believe we are on the only planet that can support life'.
I would also back up my belief with Ancient Astronaut theory and the fact that historical artifacts have been found with insinuation to aliens. And also a fragile link has been made through religion. I now have a different view. My alien belief was impressed on me, the very same way yours has. Through advertising, film, media, social conditioning, cognitive distortion.
My brother, will you quiet your thoughts for 10 minutes and listen to my words if you will, feel my sincerity. Have you ever gave thought to war and its purpose?
If you understand, you might agree with me that, wars have paradoxically been linked to oil and land grabs but I would like to point to another,more sinister reason for war and then hopefully you will understand why I am writing this. When there are no systems of control society breaks down. It is a long held belief that we NEED a hierarchical system, to function as a society. Along time ago the most educated (usually the most rich) devised a system of manipulation to stop the poor from robbing them. They invented a link to alien kinship, which gave 'royal rights' for certain blood lines to rule and thus the royal families ruling today share this same Abrahamic (the same one in the bible) bloodline. Needless to say this is why I don't believe in religions either (do believe in god and 'treat others how you wish to be treated, but....). However given enough time and desperation men would always challenge their rulers. After various attempts at stabilizing societies, eventually a system was devised to rid the population of excess males and thus release pressure from society. During war the most strongest, capable and testosterone filled males are sent to die along with the poorest and least educated. If you had money and influence you could negotiate your family off of a waring continent and into more peaceful territory. Which left a whole lot of woman left with their young children, this suited the ideals of the gentry, lol. These young children could be taught certain truths that would shape their (eventually) adult thoughts, away from overcoming the suppressor and into a cycle of thoughts that maintained the suppressors position of authority. This unfortunately is what we are all facing today. I can not begin to explain to you just how much of our so called history is lies taught as truth, it goes deeper my mate and covers racism, disease, cancer and methods to implement its onset, absolutely bloody everything you have ever been taught, is a fabrication.
I would also back up my belief with Ancient Astronaut theory and the fact that historical artifacts have been found with insinuation to aliens. And also a fragile link has been made through religion. I now have a different view. My alien belief was impressed on me, the very same way yours has. Through advertising, film, media, social conditioning, cognitive distortion.
My brother, will you quiet your thoughts for 10 minutes and listen to my words if you will, feel my sincerity. Have you ever gave thought to war and its purpose?
If you understand, you might agree with me that, wars have paradoxically been linked to oil and land grabs but I would like to point to another,more sinister reason for war and then hopefully you will understand why I am writing this. When there are no systems of control society breaks down. It is a long held belief that we NEED a hierarchical system, to function as a society. Along time ago the most educated (usually the most rich) devised a system of manipulation to stop the poor from robbing them. They invented a link to alien kinship, which gave 'royal rights' for certain blood lines to rule and thus the royal families ruling today share this same Abrahamic (the same one in the bible) bloodline. Needless to say this is why I don't believe in religions either (do believe in god and 'treat others how you wish to be treated, but....). However given enough time and desperation men would always challenge their rulers. After various attempts at stabilizing societies, eventually a system was devised to rid the population of excess males and thus release pressure from society. During war the most strongest, capable and testosterone filled males are sent to die along with the poorest and least educated. If you had money and influence you could negotiate your family off of a waring continent and into more peaceful territory. Which left a whole lot of woman left with their young children, this suited the ideals of the gentry, lol. These young children could be taught certain truths that would shape their (eventually) adult thoughts, away from overcoming the suppressor and into a cycle of thoughts that maintained the suppressors position of authority. This unfortunately is what we are all facing today. I can not begin to explain to you just how much of our so called history is lies taught as truth, it goes deeper my mate and covers racism, disease, cancer and methods to implement its onset, absolutely bloody everything you have ever been taught, is a fabrication.
tyler.durden
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Dr.Pecker
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No way! Are you trying to say our government and world leaders are lying to us? What a shocker. Somebody give this guy a gold star. (sarcasm)