I Think My Dog is in Love With Me
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Singlemalt
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LOL
lokie
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In case you were wondering.
Even though a typical giraffe neck can stretch as long as six feet, the giraffe's tongue usually measures 18-20 inches long.
http://wonderopolis.org/wonder/how-long-is-a-giraffes-tongue
Even though a typical giraffe neck can stretch as long as six feet, the giraffe's tongue usually measures 18-20 inches long.
http://wonderopolis.org/wonder/how-long-is-a-giraffes-tongue
lokie
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dannyboy602
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I don't judge but I hear once you go canine you never come back.
Eltomcat
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Prolly good doggy style!
tyler.durden
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If you're going to explore this, do it soon. The republicans are coming...
oldtimer54
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First the deer and now the dog.
If I were you I'd go to one of those animal whisperers ......you may have special powers that our government could use to the benefit of a few special people.
Hillary had that kind of power but she didn't use it properly.
Choose wisely my friend......I see a Nat geo TV show in your future. Not one of those pit bulls & parolees shows but a real good one. Dr. Doolittle ain't got shit on you !
If I were you I'd go to one of those animal whisperers ......you may have special powers that our government could use to the benefit of a few special people.
Hillary had that kind of power but she didn't use it properly.
Choose wisely my friend......I see a Nat geo TV show in your future. Not one of those pit bulls & parolees shows but a real good one. Dr. Doolittle ain't got shit on you !
bu$hleaguer
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This thread reminds me just a teensy bit of some books I read back in the day. Weird titles but the subjects are all fairly similar.
That's not my dog leash, it's a sex swing for my pet.
Polyamorous relationships with dogs
If I had a relationship with my pet it would be strictly sexual.
there was
Barking for buttalingus
And the one that started it all, back in 1972,
Beastiality: it's hot as fuck.
That's not my dog leash, it's a sex swing for my pet.
Polyamorous relationships with dogs
If I had a relationship with my pet it would be strictly sexual.
there was
Barking for buttalingus
And the one that started it all, back in 1972,
Beastiality: it's hot as fuck.
ClaytonBigsby
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She woke me up this morning to show me she had laid all of her toys next to the bed for me. She is so fucking cute and cool. While I was stretching she came over and started licking my face but went to my mouth pretty quickly. I laughed and pushed her away gently.
Seriously, WTF do I do? I think I will just try having a talk with her later tonight.
Some of you folks are sick.
Seriously, WTF do I do? I think I will just try having a talk with her later tonight.
Some of you folks are sick.
twostrokenut
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Just give her a bone.
ClaytonBigsby
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You're one of those folks. Normally I like you but this shit is serious.
twostrokenut
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Seriously, you can load it back up with peanut butter when the marrow is gone. It's no substitute for you, but its a weening start.
cannabineer
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I recommend cinnamon Altoids. Dogs generally don't like them. If Missy learns to like the cinnamon, I suggest switching to wintergreen.
ClaytonBigsby
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+rep
I never thought of making her NOT want to make out; which bring up another thought. My wife tells me my coffee breath is like two turds fighting in my mouth. Maybe that's....no, I had bacon breath at the time of the incident. Will try the cinnaminimun.
cannabineer
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If one of those two fighting turds is a cat turd, you're in deep trouble. That is like doggie Tic Tacs.
ClaytonBigsby
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I think it's more like Almond Roca...
twostrokenut
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In my humble opinion you do not want bonding experiences.I think it's more like Almond Roca...