I think i'm going to have a baby

I have amazing news everyone and I wanted to share, I don't know if I will go public with this or keep it to myself,

I believe I am pregnant with Tim Tebow's child.

Are you saying he scored in your end zone? Did you "touch down"? cn

cannabineer said:

Are you saying he scored in your end zone? Did you "touch down"? cn

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No, we have never met.
I believe it was immaculate conception
I haven't told him yet, I haven't even tried to contact him yet, I don't know if I should or not.
I probably won't because it might be best to avoid the questions and just appreciate the miracle

beardo said:

No, we have never met.
I believe it was immaculate conception
I haven't told him yet, I haven't even tried to contact him yet, I don't know if I should or not.
I probably won't because it might be best to avoid the questions and just appreciate the miracle

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what a shitpost, go to Reddit with this....

beardo said:

I have amazing news everyone and I wanted to share, I don't know if I will go public with this or keep it to myself,

I believe I am pregnant with Tim Tebow's child.

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You two timing bitch!

HeavilyMedicated said:

what a shitpost, go to Reddit with this....

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Someday you will learn to appreciate the wonder that is beardo's mind.

See, the freaks always come out at night....

i think you should not tell him, but tell the child every chance you get. if you hurry, you can have someone shop up some photos of you together now. so they have the correctly aged appearance for your future generation.

Congrats beardo. I'll smoke one in celebration

aww,a baby troll

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Beardo!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!! YOu could have done worse, for sure. I thought you were going to say bus stop girl found you.

Fook Tebow, don't tell him. You need to go straight to the media with this one. Full blast on ESPN, CNN, FOX, shit, FOX will destroy this story! FOX will cover it 24/7 for a week.

better get child support

This thread reminds me of the new Adventure Time from last night. Lady Rainicorn and Jake had puppies...

I wonder if the battle will be for custody ... or possession. cn

beardo said:

No, we have never met.
I believe it was immaculate conception
I haven't told him yet, I haven't even tried to contact him yet, I don't know if I should or not.
I probably won't because it might be best to avoid the questions and just appreciate the miracle

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wait are you saying your a dude or chick? i always thought you were a dude. beard on a chick, kinda disturbing

silasraven said:

wait are you saying your a dude or chick? i always thought you were a dude. beard on a chick, kinda disturbing

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I think beardo's subtly calling Tim Tebow gay.

So was it rape?

i think he is admitting he is gay and wants tebows sperm in his tummy

silasraven said:

wait are you saying your a dude or chick? i always thought you were a dude. beard on a chick, kinda disturbing

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I'm pretty sure (but not entirely certain) that beardo is indeed a dude or a chick. There are other possibilities ... cn