I Once.

I once smoked weed with a retired Sheriff. He was my grandpa's best friend and he told me when we were smoking that he use to take kid's weed he pulled over and let them go.

i once had sex with pamela anderson......... ............................

i once never had sex

waiting2inhale said:

i once never had sex

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Hey that's my Avatar!!!Damn it now i have to change it again!

i once worked all night in the rain and then came home and posted about it in a thread on rollitup.

I Once Broke My Dick....

LoganSmith said:

I Once Broke My Dick....

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i've done that. hurt. had a lump on it for 2 months. folded it right in half.

i once took an ibuprofen

fdd2blk said:

folded it right in half.

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i once.....
same here. went to jump on my old lady @ the time for a bit of intimate play and she moved. SMACK!! my genitals shafted straiget into the mattress and GANK it bent in half. I didnt get no lump but it hurt every time i got wood for a month.
true painfull story.

i once thought i was the only one to ever break my dick.

Ya, no joke.
I was drunk off my ass and when I woke up the next day it was 3 x the size and black. I pissed blood for 3 days. I still got my rocks off, it hurt like a bitch but you now...

LoganSmith said:

Ya, no joke.
I was drunk off my ass and when I woke up the next day it was 3 x the size and black. I pissed blood for 3 days. I still got my rocks off, it hurt like a bitch but you now...

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that didnt make much sense......
i once....
thought a thread was pretty interesting till it lasted till 3:30am where i lived and turned into a thread about some big sausage breaking party.

Ya, I once... and some fucked up shit that you did or something that happened to you. I don't about you but that is fucked up shit...
So what didn't make sence????

The fact that I was drunk or the fact that she missed and broke my dick

I once cheated.

I once swore.

I once hated.

I once enjoyed life.

I once pissed my pants.

i once ate dried cherries and poured them out on a magazine and fell asleep....
i once broke up a some tree on the same magazine in the middle of the night with the lights off and in inadvertently packed a small piece of dried cherry into the bowl. i smoked that bowl for 15 mins before i realized that the sweet smoke i was inhaling was indeed a cherried cherry

I once tried to pierce my nut sack.......