I Once.

RASCALONE said:

i once gave a buddy of a buddy some sherm and told him it was herb,he was a young buck as was i at the time ,and he smoked that puppy 2 the neck! needless to say what happened next.(hospital),HA,HA,them good ol days!!!!!

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I would have hung you by your neck at your moms house and gut you so that the first thing she sees when leaving her house would be your entrails trailing the ground.

That is some fucked up, low life shit, to do to anyone much less a "BUDDY". with friends like you giving out laced shit who needs enemies?
my #1 reason for personal stash grow
Ive had a Fucktard like you sell me a joint with pcp on it.
for 3 months i couldent smoke a single bud without going off into one of those trips. (made me feel like this. quick. ->)I quit smoking for a year and a half cold turkey cause of that crap.

so this one time-
when me and a friend found the guy 4 months later, we "kindly" restrained him and I tattooed racial slurs all upon his face. I hope he promptly gets his ass kicked every time he goes around people, as he most certainly will seeing that he lives in atlanta, one of the most racially diverse major cites in the southern us.
revenge is a mother, especially when served by a tattooist.

mmmmmmmm pcp

sounds fun

i once had to help bury my sisters guinne pig. i took it out of its cage after comin home from school and it had been dead since mid morning. my sister got a shoe box im like that looks really small i dont think that will fit. shes like its all i got. needless to say rigamortis had set it quite a bit. so i wa tryin to fit it in the shoebox and its head snapped off because it had been so weak when it died. i dont think my sister has forgiven me yet. i felt bad though

I once used cfl's.

I once used sap i had collected from poison oak to fight two sixth graders, i was only a fourth grader, and they would not stop picking on me. so after we learned in class about how rubber is collected an idea poped into my head, it took weeks to collect a few tsp of sap i then mixed it with water then added to a spray bottle, then during lunch i sneaked into there class room and opened there desk and lightly sprayed some of there stuff. i remember one of them had a beany baby lol. they beat me up pretty bad that day probably cus i didn't run but i also didn't say a word. after that day i never saw them againnor did i ever get into trouble.

kanekanekane said:

I once used sap i had collected from poison oak to fight two sixth graders, i was only a fourth grader, and they would not stop picking on me. so after we learned in class about how rubber is collected an idea poped into my head, it took weeks to collect a few tsp of sap i then mixed it with water then added to a spray bottle, then during lunch i sneaked into there class room and opened there desk and lightly sprayed some of there stuff. i remember one of them had a beany baby lol. they beat me up pretty bad that day probably cus i didn't run but i also didn't say a word. after that day i never saw them againnor did i ever get into trouble.

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That is hardcore.

I once was with someone who talked shit in the drive thru. i waited until i got home to eat.

I once did something nasty to a customer's food when I worked in a drive-thru, (they were very rude), lol.
Always be nice to the people serving your food in restaurants. You just never know. I worked in the foodservice industry for years and have seen all kinds of crazy shit. I heard about this guy jerking off into chinese food and infecting the customers with herpes (not the cold sore kind either) eeewww, there was a huge lawsuit.
Never send anything back once it is served to you, that is when it happens the most. You are pissing of the cooks in the back and they don't give a shit about you.

wat did you do?

lol, I squeezed tuna juice all over the fries. lol

wat if the liked tuna then u did them a favor lol

I don't hink they would have liked this as the juice was sitting in the bottom of the can for the whole day, warm, eeewwwww.

I'd like to start mine with I once but to describe the situation first would work better.

When I was younger, we moved into a new house, it was on a new development. I think I was probably about 10 at the time. Me and my buddy used to like to go out and adventure round the building site.

One day we stumbled across a car and the car window was slighty open, we decided it would be fun if we loaded the car up with sand water and a bit of cement. We must have been going for a good hour and had covered the carpet and a bit of the seat, when all of a sudden we heard oi you little fuckers and we got chased for a few miles.

On reflection in my later age, this was a pretty shitty thing to do and not something i look back and laugh about.

Once I had a drink in a bar in FLA with O.J. Simpson, a couple of months better the murders, seemed like a frail old man he had problems walking down steps. But funny guy and when the bar tender ask me for my ID the Juice said leave the guy alone and I got to stay, I was only 17 at the time.

RichardDawson said:

Once I had a drink in a bar in FLA with O.J. Simpson, a couple of months better the murders, seemed like a frail old man he had problems walking down steps. But funny guy and when the bar tender ask me for my ID the Juice said leave the guy alone and I got to stay, I was only 17 at the time.

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did he kill you?

no he was pretty cool he let me drink underaged

i once forgot about this thread. good thing someone else found it.

Once I was with my friends in our studio and we were smoking and someone got the idea to full the room with the dust spray for your computer. so we started spraying all the cans in the box and, that shit smells like oranges, I started to fish out and was on the ground laughing hysterically. I laughed so hard and so quickly that all i was doing was sucking in air and and exhale. I thought i was gonna die laughing and everybody else was just laughing at me and spraying me. I had to crawl to the door to open it up for fresh air, It was totally hilarious and to this day when I'm smoking if I start to laugh and then someone esle starts laughing i can't stop and have a mini episode.

I once shit my pants at age 24 err actually more than once I did