Mauihund
Active Member
Dude! That sounds like it would be a very interesting story! You a spy?
No! Don't tell me. I want to live.
I Once.
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Dude! That sounds like it would be a very interesting story! You a spy?
No! Don't tell me. I want to live.
grow space
Well-Known Member
I once was blind..then i stepped into the light, and understand, that darkness is so much better....
Woodstock.Hippie
New Member
I once learned what happens to good herbs when darkness grows to half the day.
Flowers
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Arsenal420
Member
I once read a 147 page thread. and damn do I want my money back. naa j/k there's been some good stuff on here.
I once blacked out hitting a joint while trying to stand up. I didnt have a ride to the hospital so I walkd a mile to a friends to smoke another J or 2 while I waited for a ride to get 12 stiches in my eye brow.
I once tried to sneak in my moms APT(age 15) on a head full of acid(10-15 hits of lavander) at 2 am. Got caught and proceeded to answer her every question with " What are you talkin about?" but in like 6 different tones and they all meant something different. She said "you lil asshole dont think your not goin to school 2moro" I started laughin and said " what are YOU
... lol ... talkin about!!!" and she slammed her door in my face. We still laugh bout this all the time. She said " your fuckin on something look at your Eyes they're HUGE"..... What are you talkin about MOM?
I once drove All the way to Cali from Houston to catch Rage Against the Machine at Rock the bells and got told No by every mother fucker that had bud and I tried to buy some from him or her. I had to deal with dirt I found in Phoenix.
To sum that up:
I once went to cali and didnt even get to smoke any dank. (and im still pissed @ u natives yall suck)
On a more serious tip:
I once (age17) pulled a knife out and tried to slit my wrist because my girl was leaving me, she tryed to stop me and I accidently cut her finger pretty bad. I've never forgiven myself for that even though she has. Ive only told a few people about this, its my biggest regret.
I once had my front door kickd in by a 100 pound female(same girl) while it was deadbolted and everything. Shes a bad chick and I pissed her off and ran inside to avoid the argument then BAM.
I once didnt understand the value of life or better yet I didn't understand what things in life are truly valuable. I have since lost alot of things I use to take value in and in most cases I find myself to better off. I try to appreciate and enjoy these gifts I am given while also undertanding that these gifts can be taken away very easily.
Life is crazy, the only thing you know for sure 100% is that at some point and time you will die. With death being your only guarantee, why not get out and a live a little bit and enjoy it. You rarely know when its gonna happen but you know its gonna happen 1 day so live em all like its your last.
Sorry to get all sentimental and shit but after 147 pages of confessions & sick stories you kinda just go all therapist and shit
I once blacked out hitting a joint while trying to stand up. I didnt have a ride to the hospital so I walkd a mile to a friends to smoke another J or 2 while I waited for a ride to get 12 stiches in my eye brow.
I once tried to sneak in my moms APT(age 15) on a head full of acid(10-15 hits of lavander) at 2 am. Got caught and proceeded to answer her every question with " What are you talkin about?" but in like 6 different tones and they all meant something different. She said "you lil asshole dont think your not goin to school 2moro" I started laughin and said " what are YOU
... lol ... talkin about!!!" and she slammed her door in my face. We still laugh bout this all the time. She said " your fuckin on something look at your Eyes they're HUGE"..... What are you talkin about MOM?I once drove All the way to Cali from Houston to catch Rage Against the Machine at Rock the bells and got told No by every mother fucker that had bud and I tried to buy some from him or her. I had to deal with dirt I found in Phoenix.
To sum that up:
I once went to cali and didnt even get to smoke any dank. (and im still pissed @ u natives yall suck)
On a more serious tip:
I once (age17) pulled a knife out and tried to slit my wrist because my girl was leaving me, she tryed to stop me and I accidently cut her finger pretty bad. I've never forgiven myself for that even though she has. Ive only told a few people about this, its my biggest regret.
I once had my front door kickd in by a 100 pound female(same girl) while it was deadbolted and everything. Shes a bad chick and I pissed her off and ran inside to avoid the argument then BAM.
I once didnt understand the value of life or better yet I didn't understand what things in life are truly valuable. I have since lost alot of things I use to take value in and in most cases I find myself to better off. I try to appreciate and enjoy these gifts I am given while also undertanding that these gifts can be taken away very easily.
Life is crazy, the only thing you know for sure 100% is that at some point and time you will die. With death being your only guarantee, why not get out and a live a little bit and enjoy it. You rarely know when its gonna happen but you know its gonna happen 1 day so live em all like its your last.
Sorry to get all sentimental and shit but after 147 pages of confessions & sick stories you kinda just go all therapist and shit
i once typed in here i was in love wit my best friend but can not tell her for fear of screwin up our friendship.. this is still true but hey im hookin up wit some of her hot girl friends and i think my best friend might be gettin ready to tell me that which i cant tell her....
xAnderblaze
Member
I once broke into a catholic church (was brought up catholic and this was my way to denounce my religion) and fucked this girl on the alter, and then in the confessional... If there is a hell I`m sure I`m going there!! 
LOL
LOLghostsamurai25
New Member
Ok here I go,
I once sold a kid a bag of oregano and chives as quarter sack back in 8th grade, me and my buddie chilled with him as he smoke we even hit it with him to make it seem real, dumb ass after about 5 min said he had never been this high before and was acting really stoned, after an hour I had enough of his act so I told him knock it off I sold you oregano and chives dip shit. No refunds, you smoked it didnt you.
I once did a lot of dumb things like making kids give me their lunch money if not the threat of getting beat up was there, after about a month this kid stood up for himself and said no I would just have to beat him up. I looked at the kid and walked away thinking what a dumb ass if you would of said this earlier you could of been eating lunch this whole time.
I once got shot in the eye with a bb gun on good friday, needless to say I say fuck good friday. BB is still in my right eye.
I once smoked a joint on a ride at disney the one that goes across the park in the sky in a cart i was high high up in the air.
I once wrecked my car doing a 100+ around a corner at 20 yrs old drunk as fuck off jim beam whisky being drank pirate style in
my turbo 405 peugeot no seatbelt got out the car fuming mad because I thought the car could handle the turn at high speeds,
my gf which is now my wife broke her collar bone and I went to jail, before that the fucking cop drove me to the hospital and had
me wait in the car while my gf was waiting outside on a bench to be seen dumb pig wouldnt let me out so I could talk to her, needless
to say I banged my head on the glass too many time until I spit my forehead open. Only injury suffered from wrecking at a hundred miles.
I once have been in 6 totaled car accidents make that 7 two guys died on a bike that where racing us.
I once rolled my truck down the street 3 times it landed in all fours and I took off so that the cops wouldnt get me. When I woke up in the morning somewhat sober I was shocked. I drove it about half a mile with one rim sparking.
I once had a beer bottle broken on my head during spring break, needless to say that guy and his friends caught the only beat down after the fight the hotel had the hugest riot, chief of police showed up, chief of fire dept, showed up cops everywhere, had to talk my buddie out of getting arrested for punching out the hotel lobbies window while he was on a roid rage. Had blood dripping from my ear and eye where I was cut with the bottle, no shirt on, bloody knuckles and all while on a rail of crystal method that I thought was coke. Still had the ability to negotiate with the man while fucked up. That was a could one, my buddie owes me his degree if not he would of lost his scholarship.
I once had some dudes ex girl get naked in the hot tub while he was in it because she wanted to skinny dip, he got mad and ended going to the er for a few days rest while I spent the next 5 years on paper, after 5 months on paper I vop and got put on drug offender paper as well. There went my smoking career.
I once fucked my gf friends, all of them, damn I was the man. I had a 3sum with my buddies ex with another buddie of ours, she didnt deserve him that little slut
I once use to fight every other weekend because I didnt know better and thought because I took martial arts when I was a young teen it was my right to use it when I was drunk, I can say that the only fight Ive lost was to my brother in law who wrestled for high school and then went into the military as a boxer and holds golden gloves, I say this because I was too drunk to do shit when he pinned me after he pushed me off balance due me drinking too much.
I once fell off my jet ski doing 60+ and had to swim what felt like forever in the middle off the dark ass intercoastal waters, while I was drunk to get to the damn ski and have 3 hot ass blondes pull up to me asking if I need a ride or need help, my fucking luck, plus my wife was watching glad I said no, all because I drank too much.
To conclude this I once was a fucked up individual due to drugs, drinking and what started it all women, I had no boundaries no limits, young
and out of control my five years paper and having a daughter when I was 21 helped me turn things around, now I am a role model citizen, manage a insurance agency, vice president of my hoa which has 284 homes, loving caring father and husband, someone people go to when they are having problems for advice or help. Its funny how life turns out, its all about what you want in life.
May happiness be with us all.
I once sold a kid a bag of oregano and chives as quarter sack back in 8th grade, me and my buddie chilled with him as he smoke we even hit it with him to make it seem real, dumb ass after about 5 min said he had never been this high before and was acting really stoned, after an hour I had enough of his act so I told him knock it off I sold you oregano and chives dip shit. No refunds, you smoked it didnt you.
I once did a lot of dumb things like making kids give me their lunch money if not the threat of getting beat up was there, after about a month this kid stood up for himself and said no I would just have to beat him up. I looked at the kid and walked away thinking what a dumb ass if you would of said this earlier you could of been eating lunch this whole time.
I once got shot in the eye with a bb gun on good friday, needless to say I say fuck good friday. BB is still in my right eye.
I once smoked a joint on a ride at disney the one that goes across the park in the sky in a cart i was high high up in the air.
I once wrecked my car doing a 100+ around a corner at 20 yrs old drunk as fuck off jim beam whisky being drank pirate style in
my turbo 405 peugeot no seatbelt got out the car fuming mad because I thought the car could handle the turn at high speeds,
my gf which is now my wife broke her collar bone and I went to jail, before that the fucking cop drove me to the hospital and had
me wait in the car while my gf was waiting outside on a bench to be seen dumb pig wouldnt let me out so I could talk to her, needless
to say I banged my head on the glass too many time until I spit my forehead open. Only injury suffered from wrecking at a hundred miles.
I once have been in 6 totaled car accidents make that 7 two guys died on a bike that where racing us.
I once rolled my truck down the street 3 times it landed in all fours and I took off so that the cops wouldnt get me. When I woke up in the morning somewhat sober I was shocked. I drove it about half a mile with one rim sparking.
I once had a beer bottle broken on my head during spring break, needless to say that guy and his friends caught the only beat down after the fight the hotel had the hugest riot, chief of police showed up, chief of fire dept, showed up cops everywhere, had to talk my buddie out of getting arrested for punching out the hotel lobbies window while he was on a roid rage. Had blood dripping from my ear and eye where I was cut with the bottle, no shirt on, bloody knuckles and all while on a rail of crystal method that I thought was coke. Still had the ability to negotiate with the man while fucked up. That was a could one, my buddie owes me his degree if not he would of lost his scholarship.
I once had some dudes ex girl get naked in the hot tub while he was in it because she wanted to skinny dip, he got mad and ended going to the er for a few days rest while I spent the next 5 years on paper, after 5 months on paper I vop and got put on drug offender paper as well. There went my smoking career.
I once fucked my gf friends, all of them, damn I was the man. I had a 3sum with my buddies ex with another buddie of ours, she didnt deserve him that little slut
I once use to fight every other weekend because I didnt know better and thought because I took martial arts when I was a young teen it was my right to use it when I was drunk, I can say that the only fight Ive lost was to my brother in law who wrestled for high school and then went into the military as a boxer and holds golden gloves, I say this because I was too drunk to do shit when he pinned me after he pushed me off balance due me drinking too much.
I once fell off my jet ski doing 60+ and had to swim what felt like forever in the middle off the dark ass intercoastal waters, while I was drunk to get to the damn ski and have 3 hot ass blondes pull up to me asking if I need a ride or need help, my fucking luck, plus my wife was watching glad I said no, all because I drank too much.
To conclude this I once was a fucked up individual due to drugs, drinking and what started it all women, I had no boundaries no limits, young
and out of control my five years paper and having a daughter when I was 21 helped me turn things around, now I am a role model citizen, manage a insurance agency, vice president of my hoa which has 284 homes, loving caring father and husband, someone people go to when they are having problems for advice or help. Its funny how life turns out, its all about what you want in life.
May happiness be with us all.
Farfenugen
Well-Known Member
I once pretended gave a damn
Dislexicmidget2021
Well-Known Member
I once picked out a weed brownie from the trash can and gave it to my dog,sh$#t wasnt cheap and i still wasnt gonna eat it from the trash.
I oncw ate a rotten muff...............same effect!!
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i once got mugged at gunpoint.. ok, so it was three times, but it still counts..
Farfenugen
Well-Known Member
I once believed this bullshit people say on here
olylifter420
Well-Known Member
do you have an std?
QUOTE=000420;212636]i once coughed so hard I puked up a big clear phlegm ball...wierd...also once I used to have this room mate that was a chick and she always carried this big thing of vasoline around for her lips and once I stuck my dick in it and then covered the hole so she would not know...I've always felt guilty.....now I feel better I told some one.[/QUOTE]
QUOTE=000420;212636]i once coughed so hard I puked up a big clear phlegm ball...wierd...also once I used to have this room mate that was a chick and she always carried this big thing of vasoline around for her lips and once I stuck my dick in it and then covered the hole so she would not know...I've always felt guilty.....now I feel better I told some one.[/QUOTE]