I Need Advice About A Threesome?

Yeah, two guys at once...I dunno. cuz I know for DAMN SURE no one's going anal (at least not with ME), and so that leaves only two options. And to me...I dunno, it seems a bit unfair to tell one guy, "Ok, he's going to fuck me, and you're just going to get head. Sorry, that's just how it is."

and I dont want to look at sweaty balls while im fu*ki*g

LMAOOOOOO Cali!!!!!!!


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that was funny

CALIGROWN said:

and I dont want to look at sweaty balls while im fu*ki*g

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Wikidbchofthewst said:

Yeah, two guys at once...I dunno. cuz I know for DAMN SURE no one's going anal (at least not with ME), and so that leaves only two options. And to me...I dunno, it seems a bit unfair to tell one guy, "Ok, he's going to fuck me, and you're just going to get head. Sorry, that's just how it is."

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Whose getting left out?

Yeah, I would have to be real coked out to get in on a mmf.

Nooo not two guys.

Two women can do a LOT to tease a guy to death.

For one...umm...better not.

Wikidbchofthewst said:

Yeah, two guys at once...I dunno. cuz I know for DAMN SURE no one's going anal (at least not with ME), and so that leaves only two options. And to me...I dunno, it seems a bit unfair to tell one guy, "Ok, he's going to fuck me, and you're just going to get head. Sorry, that's just how it is."

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lmao, but why not? I mean, WE have to look at your sweaty balls when we give head....

lol, I've always thought that must be kinda wierd for guys when they watch porn. You're watching, your whackin, and then it cuts to a shot of the guy's balls or his hairy ass or something...I mean, I imagine it must kinda kill the moment for a guy...hell, it can kill the moment for ME

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Whose getting left out?

Yeah, I would have to be real coked out to get in on a mmf.

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I dunno why, but to me, getting head should never be IT, you know? Like, I give head to get you ready for IT...so to have one guy ONLY get head would be like...incomplete. I couldn't do it.

But the problem with ffm, is there's only one dick! I mean, no offense Lacy, I love you desperately and passionatly, you know this, but I like dick a LOT. I mean, so we'd need like a strap on or something....

You said you like dick ALOT.... that is way hot.....bad wikid....here's some dick...

Don't tempt me CALI, I'll jump you here and now, and I'll be totally right to do it, because the proof is in my SIG!

But seriously, guys will talk about how much they love asses, or tits, or hell, pussy. I hate it when people act like it's inappropriate for a woman to admit she likes dick. Or they act like she's a slut because she likes sex. I mean...what do you want me to do, lie?

woman that admit they lo0ve dick are the ones that know what the hell to do with a dick once they get it...that why I loooove those women..

CALIGROWN said:

woman that admit they lo0ve dick are the ones that know what the hell to do with a dick once they get it...that why I loooove those women..

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So you're saying that women who act like they don't love it, don't love it cuz they don't know what to do with it? Hmmm....possible.

Dude, maybe I should start some classes, like, "Learn to Love Dick" where I could teach them all the joys of the male member. I could probably SAVE marriages. I'd need like a mostly male staff tho...

LMAO, I had a friend in school who took one look at a dick and realized then that she was a lesbian. Must have sucked for that guy.

i love pussy...

and I'm sure pussy loves you....lol, especially with a name like BIG Mike....

lol, ignore me, the combination of this heat and the sex talk is getting to me....

Oh gurl. You really havent had a threesome with two women then. Have you? Or you soooooooo wouldn't be asking THIS question because the possibilities are endless my dear .

Wikidbchofthewst said:

I dunno why, but to me, getting head should never be IT, you know? Like, I give head to get you ready for IT...so to have one guy ONLY get head would be like...incomplete. I couldn't do it.

But the problem with ffm, is there's only one dick! I mean, no offense Lacy, I love you desperately and passionatly, you know this, but I like dick a LOT. I mean, so we'd need like a strap on or something....

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I've never had a threesome PERIOD. lol, but I mean, I know there are possibilities, but I also know this: I wouldn't be satisfied unless I got some dick...

Like, I've always thought that if I were a lesbian, I'd want to use a double headed dildo...but then I think that I love dick too much to ever be a lesbian, so what's the point in thinking about that?

Wikidbchofthewst said:

Don't tempt me CALI, I'll jump you here and now, and I'll be totally right to do it, because the proof is in my SIG!

But seriously, guys will talk about how much they love asses, or tits, or hell, pussy. I hate it when people act like it's inappropriate for a woman to admit she likes dick. Or they act like she's a slut because she likes sex. I mean...what do you want me to do, lie?

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Yes I don't get that 'MEN'tality either. Like its normal and ok for men to like sex but if us women like it then our integrity is questionable. It doesn't seem very fair.

Wikidbchofthewst said:

So you're saying that women who act like they don't love it, don't love it cuz they don't know what to do with it? Hmmm....possible.umm....no wikid. I don't think that was what he was saying. He was saying that women who love the male anatomy usually know what they are doing and they are the types of women he likes.
No confusion there.

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ive had one....with 2 blonde's..........thats all I need to say

Yes and that is why you have the ONE guy. Its called sharing.

Endless possibilites. I can think of at least a couple of dozen things to start out with.

Wikidbchofthewst said:

I've never had a threesome PERIOD. lol, but I mean, I know there are possibilities, but I also know this: I wouldn't be satisfied unless I got some dick...

Like, I've always thought that if I were a lesbian, I'd want to use a double headed dildo...but then I think that I love dick too much to ever be a lesbian, so what's the point in thinking about that?

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lol, well, of course I love the male anatomy. And I'm not just talking dick, lol.

It might have been a while back in this thread, but we already discussed my penis envy issues, didn't we? The whole thing with me wanting to try being the penetrator instead of the penetratee,,,,

CALIGROWN said:

ive had one....with 2 blonde's..........thats all I need to say

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No, I think you need to say more. I want details