I know this isn't the first or the last....

So, I have a drug test coming up here in the next 5 days. I can go whenever I want but my boss expects me to go within next week. I quit Saturday, I've only smoked for a little while, like 3 months maybe. I don't smoke daily, but when I do go smoke its between 3 or 4 guys and its usually like 2 grams or more. Any advice, tips or anything would be helpful. I know this isn't what you guys wanna read about everyday but I've been reading through and just need some help.

A lot depends on how often. Three months of every day might as well be three years.

For one you can take a home test. They sell at CVS and whatnot.

My advice would be to head down to the head shop and get one of their solutions. They all come down to lots of water, a B Vitamin to get color in, and creatine to add weight to the sample ( so it doesn't show up diluted). There are also all kinds of ways to bring a clean sample in with you, fake penis, and so forth that people seem to use.

It has been many years since I needed to pass one. But the stuff from the head shops always worked for me.

Dude don't risk it and don't be cheap. Just buy some synthetic urine. http://www.quickfixurine.com/

Just_A_Toke said:

So, I have a drug test coming up here in the next 5 days. I can go whenever I want but my boss expects me to go within next week. I quit Saturday, I've only smoked for a little while, like 3 months maybe. I don't smoke daily, but when I do go smoke its between 3 or 4 guys and its usually like 2 grams or more. Any advice, tips or anything would be helpful. I know this isn't what you guys wanna read about everyday but I've been reading through and just need some help.

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Also, if you quit, why drug test? Just curious...

go to head shop and get synthetic urine . About $20 . Use a jock strap with pocket for a protective cup to sneak it in .

Triplec said:

Also, if you quit, why drug test? Just curious...

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I have to quit for pre-employment drug test through a chem lab. So there is no temp strip or anything. It gets shipped off-site as soon as I piss in the cup. So a synthetic urine won't work because it is a looking for chemicals and metabolites not anything else.

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A lot depends on how often. Three months of every day might as well be three years.

For one you can take a home test. They sell at CVS and whatnot.

My advice would be to head down to the head shop and get one of their solutions. They all come down to lots of water, a B Vitamin to get color in, and creatine to add weight to the sample ( so it doesn't show up diluted). There are also all kinds of ways to bring a clean sample in with you, fake penis, and so forth that people seem to use.

It has been many years since I needed to pass one. But the stuff from the head shops always worked for me.

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I only started to smoke three months ago. Sometimes 2x a week sometimes not at all, it just was dependent if I had the money or not kind of thing. It wasn't like a huge like smoke everyday but I smoked probably at least once a week.

Here's what I know from my days.. Someone who is clean and partakes once is likely clean in a few days. Personal metabolism, body fat, etc impact it. Now, lets say you are half way clean and partake again, you push it back. It stores in your fat.

I am a skinny mofo which helped me out. Then again, most of my piss tests were in the 80s and back then you could put some salt in it and test clean. It was wonderful!!!

But I had the risk of one on me as recently as 2011 and got myself prepared. From everything I know, $40 for a kit at a head shop done properly will work presuming you are in control of when you go in. You are paying for nonsense but they have done the research into the amount of water, amount of b, creatine, etc so if a one time deal, worth it...

Just_A_Toke said:

I have to quit for pre-employment drug test through a chem lab. So there is no temp strip or anything. It gets shipped off-site as soon as I piss in the cup. So a synthetic urine won't work because it is a looking for chemicals and metabolites not anything else.

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Still not sure why you think it wouldn't work. Just tell them you don't take any medication or anything. Should come back as a clean sample. Also not having a temp strip is a plus I would think.

I've also read somewhere on here that you will be able to taste the THC in your urine. Check this out and report back to us. Good Luck!

Yeah I understand where you are coming from. I took my at home today and tested positive.... so I don't know how reliable it is but my buddy did a Certo block and passed. What are your thoughts on that?

Triplec said:

Still not sure why you think it wouldn't work. Just tell them you don't take any medication or anything. Should come back as a clean sample. Also not having a temp strip is a plus I would think.

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It is definitely a plus I just don't want to fail, that's all. I need this job, my dad got it for me and if I pass because I fail the drug screen? Well....that could go very poorly. I didn't give myself enough time to clean up so really if I don't pass it is all on me 100%.

Are you seriously worried about it ? If you have a few days this method is old but still works. It saved my ass years ago, but you have to follow it to the letter and cut no corners.
http://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/dilution-tips-tricks-and-guidelines-from-n2.155503/

....and good luck...Drug tests SUCK ASS.

Cobnobuler said:

Are you seriously worried about it ? If you have a few days this method is old but still works. It saved my ass years ago, but you have to follow it to the letter and cut no corners.
http://www.marijuana.com/community/threads/dilution-tips-tricks-and-guidelines-from-n2.155503/

....and good luck...Drug tests SUCK ASS.

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Yes, yes they do do "SUCK ASS" that is almost an understatement at this point.

is it a urine test or a mouth swab? nowadays most places use a mouth swab. if thats the case it only detects up to 36 hours. Urine is different depending on your body fat % ive passed a urine test for years and i would stop 7 days before the test and drink LOTTSS of water. atleat one gallon a day ATLEAST. you will be pissing like race horse every 45 mins but it is actually good for you flush your body with lots of water. The day of your urine test if it is a urine test drink one gallon of water and pee 2-3 times BEFORE your test give the test your 4th piss of the day and i guarantee you will pass and your urine will be so clean and clear. Good luck! This is what worked for me and worked for literally multiple years.

p.s. for emergency test i used to take stat emergency flush it was a couple pills i also never failed when i used that. again this is how i personally did it for years not something i read about. you got this. Good luck with your new job.

USbeginnerguy said:

is it a urine test or a mouth swab? nowadays most places use a mouth swab. if thats the case it only detects up to 36 hours. Urine is different depending on your body fat % ive passed a urine test for years and i would stop 7 days before the test and drink LOTTSS of water. atleat one gallon a day ATLEAST. you will be pissing like race horse every 45 mins but it is actually good for you flush your body with lots of water. The day of your urine test if it is a urine test drink one gallon of water and pee 2-3 times before your test and i guarantee you will pass. Good luck! This is what worked for me and worked for literally multiple years.

p.s. for emergency test i used to stat emergency flush it was a couple pills i also never failed when i used that. again this is how i personally did it for years not something i read about. you got this. Good luck with your new job.

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It is as I found out today a 10 panel drug test. It is a urine drug screen, I have been pounding water the past couple of days but I took an at home today and I got a solid line that said I tested positive for THC. I'm gonna plan on drinking a shit ton of water, possibly a Certo block and if I get my buddy to do it for me a clean piss substitute. This is the first test I've actually had to worry about because I just started smoking recently, and it was always medical and really good buds. So I know it is gonna stick around for a while. What was the emergency flush pills you used?

Just_A_Toke said:

It is as I found out today a 10 panel drug test. It is a urine drug screen, I have been pounding water the past couple of days but I took an at home today and I got a solid line that said I tested positive for THC. I'm gonna plan on drinking a shit ton of water, possibly a Certo block and if I get my buddy to do it for me a clean piss substitute. This is the first test I've actually had to worry about because I just started smoking recently, and it was always medical and really good buds. So I know it is gonna stick around for a while. What was the emergency flush pills you used?

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Some peoples shit ton of water isnt really a lot make sure its atleast a gallon. buy a gallon jug and drink it if you can drink two. also one of the best things you can do is SWEAT your ass off. Jog around if you have to. When did you stop smoking and when is your test?

USbeginnerguy said:

Some peoples shit ton of water isnt really a lot make sure its atleast a gallon. buy a gallon jug and drink it if you can drink two. also one of the best things you can do is SWEAT your ass off. Jog around if you have to. When did you stop smoking and when is your test?

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I stopped this past Saturday I think and my test is this upcoming Tuesday, I wasn't given a heads up about getting the job or the drug screen so that wasn't expected. I drink at least 5 or 6 of the refillable Gatorade water bottles per day, which I think is about a gallon or more. I bought Certo, so I'm gonna buy another test, chug that down and see if I pass the at home with that and see if that is even an option. Otherwise I am going to use your method and water out. Where did you get the stat emergency flush pills? Online?

Your own piss will fail you. Use someone elses.

Just use someone else's piss, put it in a condom, and keep it next to your junk to keep it warm. Boom. Done. I've done it more times than I can remember.