I just had an Christmas epiphany!

neosapien

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #41

ANC said:

We speak almost perfect queen's English, but with the kakkest accent.
Apparently the Irish find it sexy.

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One of the first expat vloggers over in China is a South African.

https://m.youtube.com/user/serpentza

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 25, 2018

• #42

Have an merry Christmas RIU!

 

420God

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #43

cannabineer said:

Have an merry Christmas RIU!

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ANC

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #44

neosapien said:

One of the first expat vloggers over in China is a South African.

https://m.youtube.com/user/serpentza

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Yes, but he is a soutie... probably couldn't say his name in Afrikaans after 12 years of schooling like most local English people.

A soutie (saltie) is a reference to someone with one foot in Africa and one foot in Europe, and his balls hanging in the salty sea.

 

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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 25, 2018

• #45

My Christmas plans, in a sequence of images.

 

curious2garden

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #46

cannabineer said:

My Christmas plans, in a sequence of images.

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I assume this means no math for you! Merry Christmas

 

ANC

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #47

Thank Santa, Christmas is over this side of the globe, it was a long and trying day.
None of my family are stoners, so it is a day of sobriety. This is only like my 4th joint.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 25, 2018

• #48

ANC said:

Thank Santa, Christmas is over this side of the globe, it was a long and trying day.

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Do you folks have Boxing Day?

 

ANC

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #49

We have the day off as a public holiday but no one knows what it's for, or what to do with it.
Most of the boxing occurs on Xmas evening when people realize someone else has been into their wine.

 

curious2garden

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #50

cannabineer said:

Do you folks have Boxing Day?

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That's one of the things I miss the most. All the guys 'boxing' behind the shed on Christmas, sigh, memories.

 

curious2garden

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #51

ANC said:

Thank Santa, Christmas is over this side of the globe, it was a long and trying day.
None of my family are stoners, so it is a day of sobriety. This is only like my 4th joint.

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Take edibles and walk around holding something that looks like alcohol. ;D

 

ANC

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #52

No, it's not that I'm shy about being a stoner, but my wife's people are teetotallers so anything is awkward.

 

curious2garden

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #53

ANC said:

No, it's not that I'm shy about being a stoner, but my wife's people are teetotallers so anything is awkward.

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Ouch

 

ANC

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #54

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 25, 2018

• #55

^^ candy ass

 

Bareback

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• Dec 25, 2018

• #56

I once did some major home repairs for some folks from South Africa, upon talking with them on the phone, I expect to meet with some proper English ( tuxedo wearing white guy ) peeps. Instead he was a very dark skinned fellow, it was very strange talking with him, almost seemed like a voice over. Super nice family..... I think he worked for the CDC.